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76561199446668421 6 Jun @ 6:48am 
eagle accuracy💥
BlanKyy 1 Jun @ 11:41am 
POES
Snake 10 Apr @ 12:37pm 
Babe is bro
UnholyPriest 28 Sep, 2024 @ 12:07pm 
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Cow 14 Sep, 2024 @ 6:02am 
Sad pathetic hacker.....what a shame. He probably learnt to cheat from his mom.
🎀 Simmi 🎀 3 Aug, 2024 @ 3:41pm 
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-SoNiCz- 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am 
poes kak
🎀 Simmi 🎀 8 Aug, 2022 @ 10:12am 
love you <3
🎀 Simmi 🎀 2 May, 2022 @ 12:28pm 
Hey <3
FloBot 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58am 
Happy holidays to you and yours, And to a great holiday at that. Stop smelling like cheese and STOP being so damn gay :steammocking::summer2019cockatiel: :steamsalty:

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FloBot 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58am 
Gadamn boi, why you gotta be so fooken gay :steambored:
Lazarus 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:41am 
My abdominal muscles gave a giant, involuntary push, and I sharted the absolute life out of myself, just violently expelling everything into my underwear and down out of my pants leg onto my left shoe with a loud violent noise - like a bottle rocket of gravy trying to take off from this planet. I went weak in the legs from all the energy my muscle groups had used to try and turn me inside out. I collapsed on the ground, slid down the side of the car as my friend watched me in horror. I think I may have even weakly blurted out " Blast Off " as I crumpled to the ground. Worst diarrhoea of my life. Took me a full day to be able to walk properly again.
Lazarus 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am 
HAPPY 😊 BIRTHDAY 🎂 BRO!!! 😎😜😩😆 Its time 🕦 to get LIT 🔥 for your special 👉😎👈 BIRTHDAY 🎊! You finna turn UP 👆🤯 and get DOWN 👇🤩 on this BEAUTIFUL day 😩💕 because you're 👀 a CHAMP🎖and a COOL 😎 DUDE 💪! Get all that 💰🤑 and 🤪🍹 and HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎊🎊🎊 don't forget 😤😤 to eat your cake 🍰😋 or your other cake 🍑😩👅💦 because today you the MAN 🤠😏🤤
Lazarus 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am 
As me and the boys sat there and watched as Charlie went to go pinch a loaf, we knew this was going to be something special. You could tell Charlie knew it too. If I think about it real hard, I can still feel the way it made my nostrils involuntarily flinch as the slowly scent wafted over us. I knew the other guys were struggling too, just by the way you could see them silently gagging. Yes, sometimes to this very day, when I’m walking on a quiet night, I can almost hear the tuba-like farts echoing in the bowl. But then it trails off and it’s just the wind in the trees. I bet Charlie is out there somewhere pinching one off at this very moment. I do bet he is.
Lazarus 13 May, 2021 @ 6:15am 
If you ♥♥♥♥ in the sink at exactly 4:20AM and yell "amongus" 69 times, a shadowy figure called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage
Lazarus 10 May, 2021 @ 11:09am 
May I, a woman respecting and feminist supportive male, see at least one breast from you my Queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my Queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualise woman and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.
Lazarus 29 Mar, 2021 @ 10:57am 
So you're going by "ELDEN" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Big Pete from Secondary School. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Adeelah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 500k USD a year and drive a imported BMW M2 Competition. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic
Lazarus 19 Dec, 2020 @ 12:04am 
i think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about Elden u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes
godbrz 22 Oct, 2019 @ 7:51am 
Signed by GODBRZ <3
Snake 28 Nov, 2018 @ 11:34am 
This kid is a blatant hacker. I believe he is hacking for the following reasons:

1. His bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. he always seems to not die when I am shooting at him I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS:GO player of all time
4. he knifed me once
5. I lost the match and he caused me to derank
6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he clearly toggled on mid-match
7. His USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in his general direction

Together, as a community, we need to band together against this type of behavior. It isn't right for a person like this to be able to win a competitive game that I deserved to win. Rest assured, my dad works at Valve and will have his account banned.
FloBot 10 Aug, 2018 @ 5:05am 
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☼ ♥ . Put this on the wall of all the people you've carried . ♥ ☼
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FloBot 23 Jul, 2018 @ 5:31am 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Вафлиел 2 Jul, 2018 @ 7:16am 
suck ♥♥♥♥ 4MO EBUCHEE !
[RATS]SaX0n 29 Jun, 2018 @ 1:12pm 
HACKER
TTV.zeus_dv 19 May, 2018 @ 7:42am 
This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills
TrunkiMunki 29 Apr, 2018 @ 7:22am 
hacker
+rep
ELDEN 26 Apr, 2018 @ 1:02pm 
:)
Mr.Pekko 13 Apr, 2018 @ 8:51am 
oh ffs
Mr.Pekko 12 Apr, 2018 @ 8:48am 
WHAT DID I DO NOW??
Lazarus 1 Jan, 2018 @ 8:05am 
Happy New Years! Lazarus Eldenhime would be proud of us!
Lazarus 30 Dec, 2017 @ 10:05am 
Ok I am looking for a person that plays minecraft all the time and is good at it im somwhere at the age of 12 10 11 (I am not that dumb to put my real age lol)
I would like if a few people would frieng me to play because i want to play Ultra Hardcore minigames stuff like that with atleast 3 other people i am willing to play most of the time.
now time i talk about some stuff you might want to know.....I do have a mic i can get teamspeak if u want i have hamachi i sound like a sqweeker on the mic but im not its just my mic and i do not have skype
if you took the time to read this message i hope you do add me and play thank you.
blackpoisoN 23 Dec, 2017 @ 12:53pm 
<3
TTV.zeus_dv 18 Dec, 2017 @ 7:21am 
A match was found for you, but ELDEN failed to accept it.
TTV.zeus_dv 18 Dec, 2017 @ 7:21am 
A match was found for you, but ELDEN failed to accept it.
TTV.zeus_dv 18 Dec, 2017 @ 7:21am 
A match was found for you, but ELDEN failed to accept it.
TTV.zeus_dv 18 Dec, 2017 @ 7:21am 
A match was found for you, but ELDEN failed to accept it.
Lazarus 4 Dec, 2017 @ 7:14pm 
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ELDEN 3 Dec, 2017 @ 7:38am 
xD bae<3
TTV.zeus_dv 3 Dec, 2017 @ 5:10am 
So you are asking if he hacks?
Answer is NO, he was just taught by a God by the name of Zeus, so stop being salty and unistall it should solve the problem <3
Kuisis 1 Dec, 2017 @ 2:46pm 
cheeky lad :SultonFace:
TTV.zeus_dv 30 Nov, 2017 @ 10:47am 
Can i just pay using my credit card and swipe it through your butthole the whole time?

Your truly
Zeus_dV-⚡
veyos 17 Nov, 2017 @ 11:17am 
+rep is never hot
Ikon 17 Nov, 2017 @ 12:25am 
Mans not hot fam. Man can never be hot. These guys dont have the sauce fam. you got the sauce. No kethup. Just sauce. Raw sauce.
ELDEN 15 Nov, 2017 @ 11:46am 
destroyed them in wingman now they salty and im a salty bastard:steamsalty:
REACH 15 Nov, 2017 @ 7:42am 
fake player ♥♥♥ have fun with other hackers :)
VIPΞR 15 Nov, 2017 @ 7:41am 
fake player , report.
kreatioN 14 Nov, 2017 @ 8:35am 
coached me at dgc :nexus:
Snake 11 Nov, 2017 @ 4:04pm 
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You wong wang im wong , not wang
ELDEN 26 Oct, 2017 @ 12:46pm 
;p
Kuisis 24 Oct, 2017 @ 5:23am 
:CunningPepe: farts loudly at lan whilst other men are sleeping :SultonFace::nice: