🚕 ♫ 💗 Lassie looked brilliant, in part because the farm family she
🚙 ♫ 🚘 lived with was made up of idiots. Remember? One of them was always
🐊 ♫ 🍖 getting pinned under the tractor, and Lassie was always rushing back to
👑 ♫ 🕺 the farmhouse to alert the other ones. She'd whimper and tug at their
🌋 ♫ 💛 sleeves, and they'd always waste precious minutes saying things: "Do
📘 ♫ 🍧 you think something's wrong? Do you think she wants us to follow her?
🏓 ♫ 🌳 What is it, girl?", etc., as if this had never happened before, instead
📒 ♫ 👹 of every week. What with all the time these people spent pinned under
🥞 ♫ 🌏 the tractor, I don't see how they managed to grow any crops whatsoever.
🥗 ♫ 🌂 They probably got by on federal crop supports, which Lassie filed the
🔋 ♫ ⚡ applications for.
👾 ♫ 📀 -- Dave Barry 🎍🏀🎽

k0nt0l

enjoy your win. -_-

gg