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Own a musket for home defence, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbours dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

+rep i bent the air

I gave this guy half his name, it was my doing, he is truly honourable.
So, you should too, so next time you see a man pull out his melee, pull out yours,
If a man is idle and defenceless, leave him be,
If there is a 1 on 1 between 2 players occurring, stay out of it.
This has been the honour soldier, fight with honour.

+rep Good Freind

*extreme head banging*