After a good game in CSGO, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CSGO LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard PP push against my leg. Turns out he was gay

Don't you just hate it when the girl in the anime who's been shy says "I love you" to the main character and your heart melts and you're talking to shadow and he says some gay ♥♥♥♥ so you start jackin it hard and ♥♥♥ over your keyboard and the smell attracts wild animals that lick it off your ♥♥♥♥ but then you finally stop jizzing and they get hungry and eat your ♥♥♥♥ off, so you have to have a sex change to be a woman and fly to indonesia and you get robbed so you're stuck and have to trade drugs and snort too much coke and black out in the ocean and die