Shadow is a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥,he pissed on my wife that's right he took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quills ♥♥♥♥ out and he passed on my wife and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was "this big" and i said "that's disgusting" so I'm making a callout on twitter:shadow the hedgehog you got a small ♥♥♥♥ it's a size of wallnut expect it's way smaller and guess what here's what my dong look like that's right baby tall points,no quills,no pillows look at that it looks like 2 balls and a bong! He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife so guess what I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the earth guess what! This is what you get MY SUPER LASSER PISS! Expect I'm gonna a piss the earth I'm gonna go higher I'm passing on the moon! How do you liked that Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss dddrrroppppllleeetsssss hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ earth now get out my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight before I piss on you too.

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

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Alright so we got two dudes, one is cosplaying Peter Griffin, and the other is cosplaying Joe Swanson. Peter is laying in the bed naked while nobody is home, and suddenly Joe opens the door and rolls into the room in his wheelchair (almost falling because the doorway isn't very wide). Joe sees Peter naked, Peter does that little laugh like "nyehehehehehe" and Joe goes "Hey Peener" Before they go absolutely ham on each other. Thoughts?

Anyways uhm... I bought a whole bunch of shungite, rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is. No, no Suge Knight, I think hes locked up in prison. Talking shungite. Anyways, its a 2 billion year old like rock, stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. So thats my story. I bought a whole bunch of stuff, put them around the la casa. Little pyramids. Stuff like that.

I LOVE THIS GIRL WITH MY WHOLE HECKIN HEART SHE'S THE BEST DON'T MESS W HER OR I WILL PEG YOU