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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2018 @ 5:26am

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2019 @ 7:20am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 6:30am

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2018 @ 4:22am

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 7:10am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2020 @ 3:17am

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 7:24am

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2020 @ 3:31am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2019 @ 8:03am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2018 @ 5:08am

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2018 @ 5:17am

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2018 @ 5:11am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2018 @ 5:56am

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 8:14am

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2018 @ 6:01am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2018 @ 6:09am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2018 @ 6:14am

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2019 @ 8:03am



Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool