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So I was driving with one of my bros, and I accidentally grabbed his leg instead of the gearstick. We both laughed and I unzipped his pants. We parked the car and I started to fondle his balls. He started laughing because he knows it's all just a joke. I started sucking his ♥♥♥♥ in the empty parking lot, and I almost choke because I'm laughing so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard. My friend is also laughing his ass off too, because this is the greatest prank ever. He starts making train noises while yelling, "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!". When he ♥♥♥♥, I swallow it like I'm some big phaggot. I kissed him and call him a big phaggot while laughing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 6 had a crush on 7 ever since middle school, but couldn't build up the courage to ask her out. His friends 8 and 9 pushed him to ask her out to prom, and she said yes. They fell in love and got married, 6 got a job as an electrician and 7 played as the house wife. They had 2 beautiful twin girls named 4 and 5, they liked to play hide and seek in the back yard a lot together. But 6 was getting stressed out because he couldn't pay his bills which caused him to drink, he started to get distant from his own family. 6 started taking it out on his wife and kids by beating them. One day 6 took it too far and killed 7 right in from of 4 and 5, and then called the police, and hung himself in front of his kids. 4 and 5 were taken to an orphanage after that, they couldn't get the image out of their head of their daddy beating mommy and hanging himself afterwards without a thought of his own kids.

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