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Recent reviews by Barbarian Mowz

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2 people found this review helpful
22.5 hrs on record (20.6 hrs at review time)
Online doesn't work for a significant plurality (if not a majority) of players. Vegeta's Storyline ends at Z. "Timed" fights in storymode for alternate endings with ridiculous requirements and hidden information from players. Input lag from nowhere.

FIX YOUR GAME.
Posted 16 October.
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15 people found this review helpful
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28.8 hrs on record (28.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Dwarf Fortress without the toxic "losing is fun" mentality that drives away many

Source: I love Dwarf Fortress. Losing is fun.
Posted 28 June.
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14.9 hrs on record
Forgot all the lessons from Beta. Feels like they instead tried appealing to casuals and children. I'm not even good at the game and that angers me. Way too slow, games take forever even if the skill gap is night and day.
Posted 4 June.
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18.4 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
The Outer Wilds of Card Games
Posted 26 March.
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32.6 hrs on record (22.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is if Daggerfall and Morrowind had a baby and it's still better than Starfield.
Posted 14 February.
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10 people found this review helpful
39.9 hrs on record (21.2 hrs at review time)
This game is good. The bugs exist. But they are tolerable - if you want an amazing classic-esque Pokemon or Dragon Quest/Warrior Monsters inspired game, this game is nothing to scoff at.
If you are timid, back up your saves.
Posted 15 January.
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12.3 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
I'm a huge Lovecraft nerd and this game, when you get good (TM) gets good. There are some head-banging level designs and a LOT of artificial difficulty tropes but the last chapters are so worth it!!

Ending spoilers:
The end of the game just feels really... stereotypical. I mean they twist the "twist" into a better way that almost feels Lovecraftian, and it's a better attempt than August Derleth could do... But it's still almost like a cop-out, although it isn't at the same time because no, you can't just do what the character does in the end, it's not possible in the Lovecraft canon.
Posted 10 June, 2023.
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211.7 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Dwarf Fortress
Posted 6 December, 2022.
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5.4 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR EXCELLENT GAMEPLAY DO NOT BOTHER.

If you are a MASSIVE BODY HORROR FAN like me, though, this is definitely an experience worth taking!

There is not nearly enough body horror fantasy material in this world but Scorn goes ahead and makes its own world of body horror.
Posted 14 October, 2022.
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13.2 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
Woke up. Was immediately told to get a job and nearly starved to death several times. I was living in a cargo shipping container. Eventually built my own in an apartment with a stray cat to feed every night. Good times.
Posted 13 August, 2022.
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