R u L 9 r* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)B>CARDS: i like how retarded you are
R u L 9 r* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)B>CARDS: you're some 3 legged kitten
R u L 9 r* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)B>CARDS: like some *
R u L 9 r* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)B>CARDS: cute and adorable
R u L 9 r* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)B>CARDS: yet useless
R u L 9 r* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)B>CARDS: :>
LifeIsMyth: oh
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[HG] runacs: I'm lowballing because this is the knife I want lol
LifeIsMyth: That's the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuse I've ever heard
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Black Crabby: gonna go buy some tortillas
LifeIsMyth: what
LifeIsMyth: dude i want tortillas
Black Crabby: ♥♥♥♥ you
LifeIsMyth: oh
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Ploolax: alright you have many keys
Ploolax: my friend
Ploolax: so
LifeIsMyth: ye
Ploolax: you can give me 110
Ploolax: i sware
LifeIsMyth: m8
Ploolax: i believe in yu
LifeIsMyth: rly
LifeIsMyth: i dont think ican
Ploolax: u can
Ploolax: you have like 1 million keys
Ploolax: irl
LifeIsMyth: what
Ploolax: u can buy my knife
Ploolax: i sware
Ploolax: u can afford it
Ploolax: you can buy my life
LifeIsMyth: but life is a myth
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LifeIsMyth: 30 cents it looks like
LifeIsMyth: 35
BizMarkie ♋: i dont know in dollars
BizMarkie ♋: maybe dinar
BizMarkie ♋: iraqi moneh
LifeIsMyth: oh sorry
LifeIsMyth: one sec
LifeIsMyth: on top of your tec-9,
LifeIsMyth: I would like 1421.58 dinar :)
BizMarkie ♋: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
BizMarkie ♋: thats a falafel in my country
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TheHARVESTER/BUY&SELL: hmm okay but are you sure that knife can be traded and not duped like scammers and hackers do right?
LifeIsMyth: lol
TheHARVESTER/BUY&SELL: i can do 105keys for it but can you prove for a while
TheHARVESTER/BUY&SELL: what?
LifeIsMyth: okay you want me to trade it to a trusted friend?
TheHARVESTER/BUY&SELL: okay fine
TheHARVESTER/BUY&SELL: im a
TheHARVESTER/BUY&SELL: scammer
LifeIsMyth: LOL
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◢◤Hunter: ik but its worth more that your knife
LifeIsMyth: no it's not
LifeIsMyth: did you inspect
LifeIsMyth: my C/O is a huntsman slaughter MW
LifeIsMyth: sorry man noty
LifeIsMyth: gl though
◢◤Hunter: YO
◢◤Hunter is now Offline.
◢◤Hunter: WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥
◢◤Hunter is now Online.
LifeIsMyth: resent the add because that made me laugh
LifeIsMyth: what's up
◢◤Hunter: YOU REALLY LIKE THE TEC-9
◢◤Hunter: AHHAHAHA
◢◤Hunter: WHAT
LifeIsMyth: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
◢◤Hunter: AHHAHAAH
LifeIsMyth: you're damn right
◢◤Hunter: xD
◢◤Hunter: Okay man
◢◤Hunter: See ya later!
LifeIsMyth: later
◢◤Hunter is now Offline.
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LifeIsMyth: let me get realistic tho and check your inv
LifeIsMyth: if i highball u call me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ok
Bacone: holy
Bacone: ♥♥♥♥
LifeIsMyth: what
Bacone: tec 9
Bacone: 237 of them
Bacone: why
Bacone: what have you done
Bacone: with your life
LifeIsMyth: oh
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LifeIsMyth: are you really named matt?
LifeIsMyth: I need answers
IAmMaybeNamedMatt: what do you need
IAmMaybeNamedMatt: lol
LifeIsMyth: haha
LifeIsMyth: im from lounge man
LifeIsMyth: what's gucci
IAmMaybeNamedMatt: what
IAmMaybeNamedMatt: do
IAmMaybeNamedMatt: you
IAmMaybeNamedMatt: need
LifeIsMyth: damn
LifeIsMyth: wanted to see if you were still interested in a ST huntsman vanilla
IAmMaybeNamedMatt: yep
LifeIsMyth: no need for the hostility
LifeIsMyth: so... are you really named matt?
IAmMaybeNamedMatt is now Offline.
^^ I added this guy from lounge and tried to open with a joke. Big mistake, he blocked me
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This guy posted on my lounge trade so I added him V

addr: since it is a huntsman and stattrak and its really hard traded I need a good offer
LifeIsMyth: then why did you offer me?
addr: i asked u to offer me
LifeIsMyth: why'd you post on my trade if you didnt want my weapon?
addr: i want it, for a good offer..
LifeIsMyth: what do you consider a good offer? name the keys on top of the huntsman
addr: checking
(5 minutes later)
LifeIsMyth: you alright?
addr: I dont wanna trade
LifeIsMyth: okay then
addr: ur knife will be too hard to ttrade
LifeIsMyth: good luck
addr is now Offline.
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SpeedZider!<3: Hey
SpeedZider!<3: Do you want to trade your Karambit
LifeIsMyth: yes that's why it's on lounge
LifeIsMyth: what's your offer?
SpeedZider!<3: My knife and desert eagle
SpeedZider!<3 had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
LifeIsMyth: let me go look at your knife then
SpeedZider!<3: Okay
LifeIsMyth: in the game mate
LifeIsMyth: im going to go inspect your knife
SpeedZider!<3: ohh kk
SpeedZider!<3 had asked to trade with you, but you did not respond in time.
LifeIsMyth: noty sorry man
LifeIsMyth: good luck though
SpeedZider!<3: Why
SpeedZider!<3: im overpaying
LifeIsMyth: I have 2 offers higher than yours right now
LifeIsMyth: lol
SpeedZider!<3: my desert eagle is 34 $
SpeedZider!<3: €
LifeIsMyth: $36
SpeedZider!<3: and my knife and that is 172€
LifeIsMyth: your knife is not 172 euros
SpeedZider!<3: My 2 items is 172 €
LifeIsMyth: yes
SpeedZider!<3: your knife is 171
LifeIsMyth: says who?
SpeedZider!<3: Look market
LifeIsMyth: my knife has a wear value of .5, if my knife was 171 I wouldn't have offers higher than yours
LifeIsMyth: I see the market
SpeedZider!<3: My items is 172 your knife is 171
LifeIsMyth: I have someone offering me a vanilla bayo and 20 keys
LifeIsMyth: my knife is not 171
LifeIsMyth: you think it's 171
SpeedZider!<3: Look market idiot
SpeedZider!<3 is now Offline.
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Crabby: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her right in the ♥♥♥♥♥
Crabby: dude guess what
Crabby: i have fries
LifeIsMyth: are they cheese fries
Crabby: i could make cheese fries
LifeIsMyth: I have cheese fries :^)
LifeIsMyth: jk
LifeIsMyth: I have carrot sticks
Crabby: I have a whole bag of frozen fries
Crabby: I want some now
LifeIsMyth: carrot sticks?
Crabby: What
Crabby: no
LifeIsMyth: dude i love carrots
Crabby: fries
LifeIsMyth: why
LifeIsMyth: but carrots are better
Crabby: No
Crabby: I like shoving carrots up my ass
Crabby: Wait no
Crabby: What
LifeIsMyth: thats on my profile now
Crabby: plz
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LifeIsMyth: yo what's gucci
Osama Bin Ladin: Allahu Akbar
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LifeIsMyth: wat