Я экспериментировал с хлебом..я его трахнул.The video starts with a peaceful, mountainous background. All is calm until sudden rockets and explosions light up the scene. The RED Scout and the RED Demoman hurriedly escape from the chaos behind them. The two mercenaries are badly hurt, with the Demoman on a wheelchair with a broken arm and a cast on his head. The Scout has casts on his torso.]

Scout: "Move, Cyclops, move! Come on, come on, almost-

[Demoman wheels his wheelchair and Scout runs. They are making ground when the Scout gets hit by a rocket.]

[The Scout falls, grunting in pain. He then looks behind him to see rockets aiming at him.]

Scout: "Woah, who the FU-!" [He then gets hit by the three missiles. The Scout screams as the rockets fling him onto the Medic's glass wall. He faceplants and breaks the glass. One of Medic's doves looks at Scout. He speaks feebly.] "Medic.."

["Meet the Medic" text appears]

[The Scout falls slowly from the window, the camera then zooms out onto the RED Medic's surgery on the RED Heavy.]

Heavy: "[Laughing loudly.]"

Medic:"When the patient woke up, his skeleton is missing, and the Doctor was never heard from again!"

[Medic laughs loudly alone. Half a second later, Heavy laughs with him as he slaps his hand on a tray knocking away the tools on it.]

Medic: "Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license. [He chuckles, and a dove bursts out of Heavy's chest. He scolds the bird.] "Archimedes, no! It's filthy in there!" [He wipes his hand on his vest and looks at Heavy for a second, who looks a tad offended,] "Ugh, birds." [He chuckles and grabs the Heavy's heart.]

Medic: "Now, most hearts couldn't withstand this voltage, [He places the heart onto an Über heart attachment and moves toward his built in Medigun.] but I'm very certain your heart-"

[Heavy's heart explodes, catching the Medic off guard. One of the heart's remains knock Archimedes off their perch.]

Heavy: "What was noise?"

Medic: "The sound of progress my friend."

[Medic goes to his fridge as the crescendo of "A Little Heart to Heart" plays. The fridge contains a Sandvich, the RED Engineer's beer, and three hearts. The heart in the middle is labeled "Loch Ness Hamster." The one on the right is a "Mega Baboon."]

Medic: "Ja, Perfect!"

[Medic takes the "Mega Baboon," revealing a BLU Spy's head being connected to a electrical battery.]

BLU Spy Head: "Kill Me."