Recent reviews by AlternateTimelineRickMoranis

1 part Minecraft, 1 part Half-Life, 1 part Metroidvania seems like a terrible recipe.
But it's not. This is Chocolate and Peanut butter with a dash of salt. Strangely compelling and a lot of fun

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Great side-scrolling brawler

i really like this game. It's a fun take on open world survival. Fun solo. Great with friends

It says you can play local co-op. This turns out to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unless you jump through a lot of impossible hoops and get really lucky at the same time

One of the best Superhero games you can play.

(I said I'd wait until co-op was available to rate this game. Not only have things not changed for the better, they've gotten much worse)
This is the worst Halo game, I've ever played.
The opening cutscene made me doubt that the previous game was Halo 5. It decides to pick up with all of the loose ends and questions at the end of Guardians simply ignored. I was completely confused. Not only that, but if you didn't play Halo Wars 2, (which as someone who doesn't care for RTS games, I didn't) you have no idea who the antagonists are or why you're fighting them (I completed infinite and I still don't know)
Nearly the entirety of the story in this game is delivered to you when you are trapped in a room with a hologram of a brute going on and on and on about how much he wishes he still had Atriox's balls in his mouth. Seriously if those two characters weren't lovers at some point than why did I need to be forced to listen to whats-his-face (I never bothered to learn the main antagonist's name) talk about how much he loved some stupid character that is in the opening and closing cut-scenes.
Halo was never a masterpiece of storytelling, but I would seriously like to be tied to a chair listen to the fever dreams of toddlers before I would volunteer to experience this "story" again.
The AI for both the allies and enemies has taken a SERIOUS downgrade. If they were humans, I'd be worried that they'd be unable to feed themselves if left alone.
Co-op was my favorite feature of every past Halo game. I was disappointed that it wasn't available at launch. Now that it's here, It seriously sucks. It's not worth playing at all. Don't bother
343 Industries doesn't need to redeem themselves after this piece of crap, they need to just retire the franchise. It's not worth it anymore.

So this "Game" doesn't contain any of the original content or campaign anymore. It violently throws you into nonsensical cutscenes and missions that seem devoid of enemies or content other than babbling voice overs about things you can't possibly understand.
People complain about Warframe being hard to understand, but at least Warframe tries. Destiny 2 is straight up garbage. I regret spending time with this, and I can't uninstall this fast enough.

Unrealistic. In the game as soon as humanity discovers the vaccine, the plague loses the game. Real life proves that this is false.
Why can't I spend mutation points for people who failed biology in high school that have suddenly become virology experts on Facebook?

A fun and hilariously bizarre turn based RPG