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DRD Department of Redundancy Dept:
I am the company representative for The Company and Co. Organization, would you like a tour of our showcase tour?

Yes? Good. However.

I'm very sorry, I'm being told that the facilities are not currently available. I am also told that the entrance has been blocked by debris; entry to the touring facility is impossible.

Luckily we here at The Company and Co. Organization pride ourselves in "Keeping our options open, and not throwing away opportunities." there is a second, and maybe a third entrance.

Please follow me.

Here we have the Show Pavilion where we present pavilion shows. To your left is the seating area where the audience is to sit while viewing the Show Pavilion.

We are moving on, please stay with the group.

Some facilities have active Lethal Security Systems that are deadly that may cause unwanted burns, scrapes, lactation, lacerations, atrophy, sores, erections lasting longer than four hours, cognitive dissonance, belly ache, and death. trespassers will be fined, survivors will be prosecuted.

Stick with the group and everything will be fine.

Now we are coming up to the Secondary Backup Show Pavilion Backup, this is the facility we show pavilion shows in when The Show Pavilion is not functional and is understaffed, and not in use.

Please have a seat to your left.