PhB in broscience and a proud member of the swole acceptance movement.

"If you can't handle me when I'm bulking, then you don't deserve me when I'm cut." - Marilyn Monbroe

"Get swole or die 'mirin.'" - Curtis "50 Plate" Jackson

"Be the swole you want to see in the world." - Brohatma Gandhi

"Free at last, free at last. Thank god almighty the Squat rack is free at last!" - Martin Lifter King jr .

"That's one small rep for man, and one giant gain for mans thighs." - Neil Legstrong

“No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.” - Brocrates

"Nearly all men can bench press, but if you want to test a man's character, watch him squat." - Swolebraham Lincoln

"I came, I squatted, I deadlifted." - Swolius Caesar

"I started lifting to get in shape, I continued lifting to attract girls, and now I lift to leave humanity behind."

"If you fail at bench you fail at life, so just accept your fate."