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You can fool all of the people some of the
time, and some of the people all of the
time, but you can't fool mom.
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Well, don't worry about it... It's nothing.
-- Lieutenant Kermit Tyler (Duty Officer of Shafter Information
Center, Hawaii), upon being informed that Private Joseph
Lockard had picked up a radar signal of what appeared to be
at least 50 planes soaring toward Oahu at almost 180 miles
per hour, December 7, 1941.
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Dentist, n.:
A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls
coins out of one's pockets.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Our swords shall play the orators for us.
-- Christopher Marlowe
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You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.
-- Jeannette Rankin
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I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space ...
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The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.
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Heart made of glass, my mind of stone