The remains of an unidentified male with a massive c0ck have been discovered near Bevil's Biver off Highway 69 in Southnorth Texas. A Henkel Canyon resident stumbled upon the scene while mewing yesterday morning. Authorititties have cumfirmed this is adoxximately the same location where two sigmas were discovered last June, all of the victims appear to have been rizzed and fanum taxed to death. Although the cases have similarititties, inzestigators have nothing more to shart at this time.