1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1.
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<jgoerzen> stu: ahh that machine. Don't you think that something named
stallman deserves to be an Alpha? :-)
<stu> jgoerzen: no, actually, I'd prolly be more inclined to name a 386
with 4 megs of ram and a 40 meg hard drive stallman.
<stu> with a big fat case that makes tons of noise and rattles the floor
* Knghtbrd falls to the floor holding his sides laughing
<stu> and..
<stu> double-height hard drive
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Too cool to calypso,
Too tough to tango,
Too weird to watusi
-- The Only Ones
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A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
-- P. Erdos
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Susan Sarandon: I'm Susan Sarandon. You might know me as Tim Robbins' mother... [derisively]
Susan Sarandon: ... but actually I'm his girlfriend.
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Genuine happiness is when a wife sees a double chin on her husband's
old girl friend.
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thx for the kick bye nobody get blocked

Ayaaaaa happy birthday Zenki! (If you ever remember me)

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