Oh, where do I begin with Call of Duty, the shining beacon of modern gaming? Let's dive into the cesspool, shall we?

First off, the hackers. They're not just players; they're wizards, really, bending the fabric of reality to shoot you through 17 walls with a pistol made of pure spite. It's like they've got the cheat codes to the universe itself. Bravo, truly an immersive experience.

And the scripts? Ah, it's like every noob suddenly got a PhD in Tactical Warfare from the University of Google Search. They run around with the precision of a Swiss watch, if that watch was also a homing missile aimed at your frustration.

Now, let's chat about that aim assist. It's so strong, it might as well play the game for you. Just snap your aim near an enemy, and voila, your controller does the rest. It's perfect for those who've always wanted to feel like a pro gamer without, you know, actually becoming one.

The skins, oh the skins! They're so dazzling, so vibrant, they make peacocks look drab. And they're only, what, the price of a small car? But hey, who needs to see their enemies when they can blind them with the sheer radiance of their $20 digital wardrobe?

Don't get me started on the pay-to-win gun kits. Why bother with skill when you can just buy your way to victory? It's the capitalist dream, right inside your console.

And the developers? Bless their hearts. They're like artists, if those artists were solely focused on painting the walls of their bank vaults with your money. Game mechanics? Pfft, that's so 2010. Now, it's all about how many new ways can we make players open their wallets.

But here's the kicker - I absolutely adore this game. It's like a toxic relationship; you know it's bad for you, but the thrill, the drama, it's all so intoxicating. I'd recommend it to anyone looking for a daily dose of rage and a hole in their wallet.

So, grab your credit card, put on your most flamboyant skin, and dive into Call of Duty - it's a masochistic delight! Would I recommend it to friends? Only if I wanted to test the strength of our friendship or see how well they handle existential despair. Enjoy!