Leftwitch's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:41pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:38am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:32am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 10:29am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:22am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 8:58am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 9:00am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:29am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:13am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:02am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:32am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:30am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 4:38pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:20am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 4:33am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:26am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:25am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:06pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:15am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 9:40am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:35am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:06pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:04am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:11am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:22am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 9:39am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 8:13am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 2:05pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 11:20am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:03am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:44am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 1:16pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 8:20am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 8:20am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:14am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:44am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:08am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:11am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:50am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:04am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:26am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 10:21am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 5:19am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:15am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 12:39am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 8:19am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 10:32am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:02am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:31am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 9:29am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:41am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 9:39am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:09am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:44am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 3:50am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 1:49am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:43am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:43am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 1:19am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:45am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 12:56am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 8:56am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 10:48am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 8:58am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:38am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:03am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:53am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 8:18am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:30am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:09am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:13am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:34am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 4:37am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:36am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:23am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 8:35am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 4:38pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 4:24am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:21am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:54am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:03am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:30am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:33am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:34am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:34am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:57am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 10:32am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:02am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:02am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 1:11pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 1:12pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:09am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:30am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:34am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:21am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 9:13am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:30am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:56pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 4:50am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 4:50am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 4:50am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:39am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 9:36am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 3:04pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:09am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 11:38am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:29am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:45am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 8:58am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:53am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:11am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 8:55am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 9:47am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:56am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:02am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 6:39am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 6:32am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:21am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:15am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:29am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:21am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 11:06am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 11:36am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:38pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:24am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 12:58pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 3:56pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 7:17am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:24am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:13am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:56am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 8:51am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:34am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:02am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:07pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:30am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 8:04am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 8:55am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:17pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 8:51am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:33am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:58am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:44am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 8:50am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:05am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 8:27am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:15am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 11:28am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 3:31am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 4:50am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:03am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:54am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 9:48am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:03am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:50am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:22am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 7:51am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 9:00am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 10:44am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:55am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:34am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:54am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 8:19am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:34am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:02am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:21am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:04pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:43am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 8:20am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 11:15am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:04am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:05am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:18am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:40am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 5:17pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 12:47am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 7:30am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 8:38am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 10:03am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:55am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:51pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:29am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 10:26am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:44pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:48pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:57am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:21am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:43pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:24am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 8:23am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 10:45am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:04am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:05am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:51pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:10am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:24pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 11:28am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 2:00am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 25 Jan @ 12:11pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 8:58am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:48am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:21am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 11:42am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:58am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:45am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 1:34pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:21am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:30am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:44pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 8:04am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 10:44am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:05am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:49pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 11:31am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 10:43am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 11:41am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:04am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:05am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 12:22pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 4:01am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 10:14am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:28am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:30am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 11:38am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 7:04am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 11:38am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:48am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:54am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:25am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:54pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:06am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 5:33am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Oct, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 11:24am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 4:17am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 4:20am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 10:45am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 12:05am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:56pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:05am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:56pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:25pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 12:20pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 10:03am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 2:10pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 5:23am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 9:17am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 8:53am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 6:23am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 8:19am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:03pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:46am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:17pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:59pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 12:47pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 10:52am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:48am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 3:46am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 1:27am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:08am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 11:52am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 8:06am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 6:10am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:53am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:54am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:30am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 10:52am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 6:08am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:11pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:27pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 9:58am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 9:05am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 6:24am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 6:42am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 10:13pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2024 @ 10:13pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 10:26am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 2:53am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 6:21am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 10:45am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 10:20am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 10:29am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:33am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 11:13am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 11:29am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 9:58am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 2:10am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 6:03am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 7:40am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 10:13am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 5:03am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 6:44am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 6:42am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:22am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 9:42am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 11:29am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 12:22pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 3:49am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 9:58am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 4:17am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 11:17am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 8:26am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 3:25am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 5:53am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 12:23pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:03am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 10:32am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 8:43am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 11:33am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 2:51am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 9:04am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 12:46am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:48pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:55am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 11:00pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 3:25am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:25pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 5:23am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:25am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:27am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 8:20am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:21am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:41am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:17pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 11:14am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 10:03am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 4:20am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 10:35am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:51pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 7:47pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 12:47pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 10:05am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 5:23am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 9:17am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 8:12am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 4:29pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 9:04am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 6:54am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 8:51am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 1:36am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 8:56am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 10:38am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 1:23am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 11:16am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:01pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 5:26am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 4:45am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 6:24am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:09am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:00am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 4:56am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:59am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:59am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:59am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:59am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 10:45am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 12:05am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:59am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:02am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2024 @ 12:46am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 6:13am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 10:35am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2024 @ 1:14pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 6:37am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 11:57pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 9:54am