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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:29pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:25pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:18pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 2:55am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:12am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 12:48am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:34am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:00am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:17pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 2:55am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:12am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:29pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 12:51pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2022 @ 12:47am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:33pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:13pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:14pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:14pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:13pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 12:53pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:07pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 2:07am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:13am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:08pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:21pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
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Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
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That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:15pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
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Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
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Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
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The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
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Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:08pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
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All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
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Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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