So I had a few chickens, and a rooster join my colony. And low and behold they started mating, and before I knew it, I had 20 chickens roaming around my home. Unfortunately, they almost ate all of my food and wrecked my colony. So I locked them in my medicine room knowing they wouldn't eat surgical and med bags. Once they were all rounded up, I sent in my butcher to kill them, but I discovered he was attacked and ripped to pieces by these chickens. Astonished I glided over the chickens to see why they were so powerful; they had gotten into my stash of "Go-Juice" a performance-enhancing drug used by the military to fight, makes soldiers numb to pain and much more powerful. I didn't know I had it, but it must have been recovered from a raid. So I had a room full of chickens that could kill anyone in my colony, and they got out and did. 10/10 Would endanger my tribe again.

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2020 update, still the best game I've ever played. Have bought 4 copies for friends.