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I took part in parading a fallen soldier's corpse down a street in celebration of a recent victory.

Ok, after seven hours of playing this game, it has been pretty fun! I have enjoyed my aviation battles, but not too much of my tank battles. Which surprises me because i used to play world of tanks (lol). Just one thing, like all games, you have those people who get worked up over a simple accident. Someone flies into me in the PvE reward of the day mode, i get blamed for being a crap pilot. Maybe I crashed into them? But what it looked like to me was they flew into me. So this guy flames on and on and on for a while. Next I am shooting a bomber and accidently hit another person. Again, ACCIDENTS HAPPEN, so this guy then decides to PURPOSELY shoot me down. Lights my aircraft on fire and I have to wase lions (not too bad, at least it isnt eagles in pve) to get back into the fight. Now, you are wondering; "what are some of the verbal phrases that might have been used against you?" Here they are!

They go along the lines of these things below:
You escaped an asylum
You fly with a wet rag over your eyes
Your parents hate you

To summarize: There is always the nice side of the fanbase, but I have never really met the nasties of a fanbase (excluding FNAF)

So yeah, this review really got into a rant on a few spoiled people, but hey, it serves as a warning, the warning is: if you accidently fly into someone, expect PAS or the electric chair.

Definately a game to blow some time on if you just feel like derping around. Yes, it does get boring after a while, but you can find ways to make it interesting, like make a garden, collect eggs and raise 100 stalkers, go to the dunes or aurora and crap your pants by being attacked by reapers, shock the reapers and make them cry, build a huge base for no reason, build an island with the terraformer, or explore. In my opinnion Id say this game is horror and adventure, its horrifying when you get eaten alive by a reaper or watch a crabsquid or crabsnake wander around (crabsnakes being a bit more majestic than a 14 legged freak). The game might not have alot of potential just yet but things like (im not saying the name of the race) alien bases and alien abominations are definately going to spice this game up.

Yes the monthly updates might not be the most exciting but quite a few add interesting concepts like the chargers, those definately allow you to save a few resources by charging your depleted cells and batteries, where before these were added, you would have to craft new ones.

Summary: an interesting game with a lot of possible potential, not reccommended if you easily stress out because some creatures will latch on to you/grab you to kill you (i think i set the record for the number of yous in a single sentence) because like me, i feel like im going to have a heart attack, recommended if you do like changing your pants alot and feel like building some crazy base.

dang, i wish there there was an 'in the middle' recommendation for a number of reasons, but before i get into that, this game is definately addicting, thats the reason why we all have about 1k hours put into the game, right? i mean if its all afk hours...why? anyway here are a few reasons why the game is good

addicting
fun
taunts
wierd people that do interesting and odd things
people that are "friendly", they can give you an edge in a fight if you dont kill them, such as a friendly heavy giving you and sandwich when you are low on health
the list can go on

in the middle
friendlies, again because while they may be able to help you, they ruin the fun because it means one less person to fight, which means less fun
taunts, looking at you, people with their finger hovering over g so they can taunt after every kill and rub it in
again, the list can go on

the bad
cheaters, from aimbot to the newer INFINITE HEALTH THINGY
toxic players, people that (Play call of duty and think tf2 is just like it, but find out it isnt) are just a big pile of NaCl after you kill them or they just swear a lot because of the ftp portion of players in the game
whiners and squeakers, nuff said, just big babies who squeal after you kill them or they kick you because you are better than them
crits, the good and the bad, no ugly, just great when you get them, you delete tf2 when you get killed by them
"commanders", big, 15 year old babies who try to be tacticool and whine when you dont listen to their 'orders', they usually kick people who try doing their own thing and have fun
the list goes on

most of this is from personal experience, of course there will be a ton of good, bad, and in the middle but again, personal experience

im sort of done with changing my review after every update, so i will just keep it positive and i will just rant about updates after they come out down below

ps sorry about the laziness of spelling and grammar, its 11:30 and i dont want to do grammar and stuff at the moment, besides who uses grammar on the internet? well, because i said that, i am awaiting the barrage of anger and all else because i said that, well i hope that my review either entertained you or did something good, i probably said that already, but whatever. im going to bed.

I am really in the midddle for this one like the islands are beautiful and have a balance of foliage and resources but when it becomes that one day you say "im strong now im going to go into a cave" you fly near one and then your like wtf is with all of these baddies. You will never want to venture into these caves -based on my experience with caves and islands on my center map

I haven't played this game in like 2 years, because I needed a break from it. I come back and I can't even play because the timer takes like an hour and I don't have the patience

This game is crap, if a zombie hits you, your gona die because you slow down, zombies do way too much damage, if your hiding in your house, about 100 zombies will crowd outside and you cant get out without dying.

Disclaimer: I 'reclaimed' (lets pretend i never said that) my old review and made a new one, now to the point...

Devs: The devs might not be actively updating their game like other devs, but they are way more active and unlike quite a few devs (*cough cough* im looking at you tf2) they listen to suggestions. This adds a ton of hope to the game.

Pros: Its either me or the game is still super duper small, there arent really many pros, but just being able to walk around and flinging enemies up into the air and impaling them into the ground is fun, or using the big explody spores to just harm those annoying turkey... alien... things? Its just fun.

Cons: (there are cons but with the active devs these most likely will be fixed) Like everyone has said, imbalance of flyers and ground creatures, even i reported this but i managed to get glory out of it, its like watching fireworks with the number of flyers appearing out of portals and missiles going off, its fun to watch. Ive heard of the 'boss' (Juggernaut) imbalances. The last one is just that you sort of have to repair more after an attack than gather to build more.

Summary: Good devs, I would wait to see how the new biomes update works out before spending some money(I cant wait for that update!!!!!!!!).

Id recommend this game because it is just very fun, if you dont have a good and beefy computer it wont work (trust me) and other than random crashes, its very good.