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There are few who can speak of the chronicles of the universe. The ancient tombs of long lost planets that have come close to fathoming the depths of reality and space. Yet even with that futility in mind, there will always be some who strive for the glory of death from discovering what should never be known.

A fedora /fɨˈdɔərə/ is a felt hat.

The hat is typically creased lengthwise down the crown and "pinched" near the front on both sides. Fedoras can also be creased with teardrop crowns, diamond crowns, center dents, and others, and the positioning of pinches can vary. The typical crown height is 4.5 inches (11 cm).

The brim is usually approximately 2.5 inches (6.4 cm) wide, but may be wider, can be left "raw edged" (left as cut), finished with a sewn overwelt or underwelt, or bound with a trim-ribbon.

The term fedora was in use as early as 1891. Its popularity soared, and eventually it eclipsed the similar-looking homburg. Fedoras can be found in nearly any color, but black, grey, tan ("fawn"), and dark brown are the most popular.

Some fedoras have no crease and are also referred to as bucket style hats.

I just learned that girls farts smell better than video games.

Seriously. You know that new game package smell? Like when you just took off the wrapping? My god, its a glorious smell. I've masturbated sniffing this smell so many times. It's great and the main reason I still buy games.

But my sister just farted on the couch next to me while I was playing Street Fighter IV. She blushed got up fanned her ass and ran to the bathroom to, I assume, ♥♥♥♥ or maybe she ♥♥♥♥ herself while she was next to me, there was some extra bulge in the back of her jeans. Now let me reiterate. She was sitting directly next to me. In effect, she farted on my side and then waved fart gas from her butt to my face. Now you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ listen to me. This smelled glorious. I immediately became rock hard and didn't give a ♥♥♥♥, I pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out and masturbated right there smelling my own sister fart. I didn't even care that I got beat by a scrub Ken while I was jerking off.