Recent reviews by LavaDragon

"Invest in ducc, for they will invest in stonks on your behalf. Believe in the ducc, for their expertise is unmatched. Defend the ducc, for the enemy fears advanced economics. Pet the ducc, for one who does not repay a ducc's kindness will find themselves unducced, locced, and financially stucc. Shelter and care for the ducc, for they are your salvation amidst this cursed land. Praise the ducc, for their great efforts are the blessing of the ducc above. Rotate the ducc, for a great boon can only be received after an appropriate show of orientative politeness. Worship the ducc, for they are your joy and hope."

-The Duccing Bible "Salmon 80:7, Bite of." Record of lost passage recovered in year 22 D.C (Ducc Calendar).

The only true real life simulator. Gain animal friends by giving them a snacc, your undying protection as their snacc source is also included.

Very nice game.