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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 7:07am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 6:30am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 10:05am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 4:09am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 4:09am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:35am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:37am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:37am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:37am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:37am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:37am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:37am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:32pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 3:17pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 10:46am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:37am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 4:17am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:36pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:39am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 6:20am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 10:05am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2022 @ 10:05am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:37am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:37am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:39am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:58am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:56am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:38am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:37am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:43am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 5:30am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:54am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:25am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 6:00am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 6:00am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:28am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:31am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 6:20am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 6:31am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:23pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 4:09am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:10am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:26pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:26pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:26pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:26pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:26pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:27pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:40pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:50pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:52pm