Recent reviews by Lasho

So after Mass Effect you get return as that ♥♥♥♥♥ Commander Shepard to get your mass erect cuz of that ass effect ya feel me?
So you chillin in space and then you get attacked by those damn aliens that wanna kill everything. They call theirself the collectors, but they aint collecting ♥♥♥♥, guess they're just a bunch of dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Anyways those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ actually manage to kill you, but luckily the main dude from Cerberus saves your ass and revives you by using that crafty Cerberus ♥♥♥♥ they have in their labs and ♥♥♥♥. So the Elusive man, who is the main man at Cerberus, is all up on your jock. Wanting to be allies, cuz he knows you're hot ♥♥♥♥ and the universe needs you. By the way that ♥♥♥♥♥ aint elusive at all, he's just a chain smoker. They shouldve called him the smoker man, that actually makes sense. God people are a bunch of dumbass ♥♥♥♥♥♥ faaaaaaaawk.
Anyways you travel around in space to form a crew of strong ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and you actually recruit some of your old homies. There are some new homies too. One is the ultimate Krogan made in a lab with the soul purpose to ♥♥♥♥ up everything that stands in his way. This ♥♥♥♥♥ aint jokin around. And you also find a robot you call Legion cuz he is many or some ♥♥♥♥. That ♥♥♥♥♥ a pretty cool robo-homie too. Oh yeah if you banged Liara in the 1st game, you'll have to find a new honey. Cuz she too busy for the meat you packin. Being the true mac daddy playa pimp that I am, I didnt care and found myself plenty of hos that wanted to have dirty sweaty monkey sex with me. So it's all good, I got my nut anyways. When you have assembled your posse you're ready to save the galaxy. They call it the suicide mission cuz apparently if you a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥ your homies can die. But I'm the ultimate leader of my click, so I told my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ what to do and ♥♥♥♥ and we got out A OK son! At the end you find some ♥♥♥♥ that's dangerous, but could also be used to understand the collector technology better and ♥♥♥♥. And the elusive ♥♥♥♥♥ wants you to take it. I told his greedy ass to GTFO ♥♥♥♥'s dangerous and I dont trust that smokin P.O.S. anyways so like D GENERATION X would say SUCK IT. And his own ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that were part of my crew joined me. Cuz I'm charismatic as ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥. So in the end all is good and you the best.
If you a real ♥♥♥♥♥ and know how to shoot your way out of trouble buy this ♥♥♥♥ and if you dont.....well F YOU CUZ YOUZ WEAK!!

IM OUT CHUUUUH

So you that ♥♥♥♥♥ Geralt of Rivia again right. And ♥♥♥♥ pops of and you gotta make important choices n ♥♥♥♥. And then some big bald ♥♥♥♥♥ comes and takes yo main squeeze, being the true playa for real that you are you dont take that ♥♥♥♥ and go lookin for yo boo-thang. But while you're searchin for her you get mad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, cuz you smooth as butter son. Well at least I was, cuz I got years of training you know ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Im so good I got a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ succubus all sprung on me. So ♥♥♥♥ I dont care she had goat legs, that ♥♥♥♥ still wet so I hit her with the long stroke nawmsayin breh. Anyways at the end you learn some ♥♥♥♥ about your past cuz you forgot, cuz you been goin to hard n ♥♥♥♥ and you had to fill in some holes and not just the ones of the females you be smanging ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Oh yeah you also fight a dragon cuz you a true G and you beat that ♥♥♥♥♥. And then you can choose to fight the ♥♥♥♥♥ that stole yo girl. I cant have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ trynna roll up on my turf you know so I killed that ol big bald headed Shaquille O'Neal lookin ♥♥♥♥♥. At the end I got my main squeeze back, cuz I dont play no ♥♥♥♥♥♥ games son. So if you like to smang ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all day AND be a G at the same time play this ♥♥♥♥. And if you dont like this ♥♥♥♥, I dont know what to say you just a lil biiiioooootch, cuz you passin up on some SUCCUBUS ♥♥♥♥♥ BREH. That's ♥♥♥♥♥ on a whole other level OUT OF THE WORLD TYPE ♥♥♥♥♥ B

So you this ♥♥♥♥♥ called Mr Sheppard right and there's this ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥ trynna destroy the universe, but yo ass aint havin that. So you be flyin across space makin alien homies and ♥♥♥♥ to fight this ♥♥♥♥♥ ass, trick ass, ho ass ♥♥♥♥♥. And if you a mickedy mack daddy pimp like Im iz you'll end up gettin some alien poon bruuuh. And Im the ultimate ♥♥♥♥♥ pimp, cuz I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ that alien coochie AFTER I killed that ♥♥♥♥♥' mom. Aint no stoppin my game son, spit game all day throughout the universe. My D was wanted by all them alien hos. Oh and I ended up saving the universe and killing that ho ass ho ass ho-ho that wanted to kill the whole universe CHUUUUH

Kill those big drilling ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with yo crossbow all day ooh and shoot ♥♥♥♥ out offa yo hands shiiiiii BAAAAALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

If you wanna be the ultimate negro in Arkham City and beatdown fools play this!
And if you just wanna watch Catwoman's booty play this B!