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>performing my duties under the employ of an esteemed noble
>privilege.jpg
>have to play escort quest for some rich kid who wants to prove he is superior
>whygod.mp4
>fine
>beat him at target competition
>he gets pissy but gives me his bow
>honourable.wav
>maybe he's not so bad
>he wants me to take him to go kill animals in the woods
>sus, on the lookout for hunting accidents
>wants to get drunk
>not liking this
>wants to part ways to compete for who can slaughter the most animals
>sociopathic impulse to kill lower life observed
>consider this man a danger to society
>can't kill him because status
>believe he is going to shoot me from the bushes while I'm hunting rabbits
>I shoot more rabbits than him
>he admits defeat
>wants to hunt a boar or something
>give it a rest dude wtf
>♥♥♥♥♥ off into the woods
>cumans.mov
>guy is taken prisoner by hostile troops
>are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ serious
>fine
>release my lord you savages
>engage the cumans in combat
>stab one in the face
>he literally doesn't even flinch
>my character decides to do ballet on the spot
>spins around like a hurricane
>what the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing you fool
>cumans absolutely butcher me
>manage to regain control of henry's starpower
>stab the cumans to death by kiting with 0.1hp left
>bandage myself and stop the bleeding with 0.0000001hp before sudden death
>release the noble
>he thanks me
>we go back to the castle
>he gives me a horse
>genuinely surprised by his generosity
>part ways
>riding horse in the evening
>want to go back to mill and sleep off my grievous injuries
>risks_and_rewards.webm
>see some bandits looting a guy
>not my problem
>try to ride past them
>we pass them easily
>horse randomly spooks anyway
>throws me off 20 feet down the trail
>they catch up
>character aggressively locks and turns toward them
>try to run away but henry's fight or flight response is sternly locked to fight
>character does more ballet
>henry you fool
>stabbed to death
>jesus christ be praised
>angrily press continue on death screen
>it was all a dream
>game loads me just after agreeing with the rich kid to hunt rabbits in the woods
>are you actually kidding me right now
>check saves
>this is literally the most recent save
>alt f4

god protect you

wow tho :3

A cute game with delightful art.

An unfortunate and SHOCKING lack of alpaca stacking!

This game got really good! It's pretty, it's stable, it's got a graspable and decent gameplay loop, the tech progression and skill progression have really come along, and it doesn't just abandon you after the tutorial anymore! If you can still palate survivalcraft oriented gameplay loops, then in my opinion this game is now a solid grab, especially at the asking price.

Awesome environments, mediocre AI, cardboard cutout story writing, plays like borderlands.

Fun game, but dead.

Can't tell if this game is someone's passion project or a joke.

the best game you'll get bored of by the time you figure out how to play it

have life

Gave myself radiation poisoning by charging batteries.

Renewables are a scam!