y 12 year old brother is obese. Every time he eats something he makes 'pickle fingers' which basically means he puts a sliced pickle on each finger, glued on with caramel and eats his food bare handed. Parents are very lazy and don't tell him no. It doesn't even matter what it is. If it is cake, or fries, or chicken, he has to have his pickle fingers. I've tried to fix it by taking the pickles away from him mid-meal but he just acts like his fingers have been ripped off and starts screaming. Its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting. Sometimes he buys KFC and eats a huge meal by himself then starts joking that 'its pickle finger lickin' good' as he eats his pickle fingers.

shut the ♥♥♥♥ up ToxicNoise

A bidet is basically something that you attach to your toilets water line, and use to wash your ass after you poop. They range from basic, cold water affairs to technological marvels of heated, air-drying transformers. They’re much more common outside the US, and they’re more hygienic, and less wasteful, than just using TP. You can get a basic one that you can install in about 15 minutes for about $30 on Amazon, and I firmly believe everyone should try them. They’ve changed my life, and they’re installed on every toilet I use regularly. Think about it this way; if you got ♥♥♥♥ on any other part of your body, would you feel content just wiping it off with paper?

♥♥♥♥ tickling laser ♥♥♥♥♥