How are you such a Mum

Swain: So that's your field report?
Darius: Yep.
Swain: You went on a walk through the forest in a blizzard...
Darius: Yep.
Swain: You attracted a pack of ravenous wolves...
Darius: Yep.
Swain: And when the wolves approached you, you...
Swain and Darius: Scared them off by drinking.
Darius: Yes, it's like we haven't already been over this.
Swain: Well, I suppose that's...interesting at least.
Darius: Right. Now if you don't mind, I've got things to do.
Swain: What things, you don't do things?
Darius: Yes I do. I take enthusiastic walks through the woods.
Swain: And scare the living ♥♥♥♥ out of everything by drinking?
Darius: VERY enthusiastic walks.

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