Hi, how do I know you?

Hi, how do I know you?

Sucking a ding dong

Hey wait, hear me out for just a minute. You might brush me off as an insane weirdo, but once you understand what i feel, you'll be changing your mind. Sure, it sounds disgusting, very disgusting, i gotta admit. But when you feel the ♥♥♥♥ slowly sliding outta your ass crack, your legs start to wobble abit from the sensation. And no joke, its a pleasing sensation. The faeces start to come out real small, just the tip, but it prepares you for the oncoming size of the poop. As the thick girthy piece of ♥♥♥♥ forces its way out of your bum, you realise actually how big it is, and you begin to panic. You attempt to forcibly ♥♥♥♥ it out and push it out, but the viscosity of the poo doesnt allow you to end it quickly. No, you have to endure the feeling of a brown monster slinking down your hole, expanding its miniscule size with the huge girth your poo has. You weigh your options, to attempt suicide with the little available materials at hand or to withstand the assault on your ass.

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WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
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