The pit viper strikes back

+ rep has big cack

+rep
YELP REVIEW 5/5 ★★★★★
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This underaged young man has the finest quality of the ♥♥♥♥. His ♥♥♥ so tight make a ♥♥♥♥♥ squeal for help like a woman trapped in a enflamed house. Not only is his ♥♥♥ of the finest but the mouth on this one is insane. This one be sucking better than a power vacuum..♥♥♥♥, it might even compare to a Black Hole. I swear I saw Jesus coming down the stairs in brilliant bright light. This one's mouth is the Truth. However, to every good, there is every bad. I would not pay for his handjob services. That ♥♥♥♥ ripped the skin off my ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥ be peeling banana or something. Other than that, after my trip to the doctor, I would come for his service again. Oh, and he also charges extra for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on his face. He said I have a good aim since I hit both his eyes.

After a good game in CS:GO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great moments in CS:GO and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CS:GO Lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

-rep Jealous about a PRINTYPRINTSTREAM

-Rep terrible at giving BJ'S