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4.1 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
The trailer is better than the game, 'nough said. If you want a good zombie game, just buy Dying Light, it's better in every aspect. Except for the trailer.
Posted 3 October, 2015.
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4.9 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
A good game for a few hours, until you start playing more, and realise how unbalanced the guns are, and how people can just spend 6 quid and unlock everything, then proceed to just destroy everyone because they have a sniper rifle or an SMG and just rip your anus to shreds because you have a piece of ♥♥♥♥ pistol and an Assault rifle that's better suited to deconstructing a barn than actually shooting accurately at people. As well as that, there's a bunch of either hackers, or people who just ooze Mountain Dew and Doritos, because somehow they get to level 400 or level 900 and just molest the entire enemy team, going 33 an' 0. And not to mention the fact that nobody plays the other gamemodes so you can only play team deathmatch on 3 tiny, ♥♥♥♥♥♥, bland maps where spawntrapping is easy as long as you have somebody with a rocket luancher and a jetpack. And before you say anything, yes I do have time to write this, my life is quite uneventful, hence why I have 1200 hours on BF4.
Posted 4 June, 2015.
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291.0 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
You start off randomly spawned on the coasts of Chernarus with nothing more than some clothes and a flashlight. You run to the town you see in the distance and try to crawl under a wall only to find to your amazement that you have somehow broken your leg. By this point you might as well just die unless you can be assed crawling painstakingly slowly in all of the houses looking for a morphine injector with zombies bludgeoning(I assume thats how you spell it) you and players flipping you off in the distance.

10/10 Must play
Posted 19 May, 2014.
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