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11 of 28 (39%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

No buddy I am not lost

Kill 50 thugs
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 12:06pm

Do You Know the Muffin Man?

Bake 420 cookies
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 2:32am

I Am The One Who Knocks

Achieve the 4th level of Street Cred
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 4:39pm

Environmentalist

Sell 100 glass bottles
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 3:24pm

I've had it with these mother*ucking snakes!

Get bitten by 5 snakes
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45pm

500 CIGARETTES

Make 500 cigarettes
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2024 @ 8:16pm

You're hired!

Hire your first employee
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2024 @ 12:30pm

The Office

Hire 10 people
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 9:20am

Shroom Man

Gather 100 mushrooms
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:21am

Scareface

Bleed 10 times
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 1:42pm

One Army Man

Beat up a soldier
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 6:14pm



Side hustle

Sell 100 baskets

A warm place with no memory

Buy a mansion on a private island

I'm on a boat!

Buy your first yacht

All that glitters is not gold

Gather 42 ambers

Ed the Builder

Buy 420 pieces of furniture and decorations

Don't tread on me

Avoid snake bites 30 times

Sleeping like a baby

Go to bed before 10 P.M.

Time flies

Play for 31 ingame days

Nap with the fishes

Drown in water due to exhaustion (by Pitcher_3000)

You know what time it is

Smoke a blunt at exactly 4:20 (by Varenai)

Humpty Dumpty

Fall far enough to knock you out from full health (by Huslaa)

Drunk Deals

Successfully make 5 deals while under the influence of your own product (by Jaralol)

Le Le Le Le

Be affected by all drugs in the game at the same time (by Johny Silverhand)
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