TrUe_NaVaL's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:10am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:17am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:09am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:47am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 11:24am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 9:23am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 11:27am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:52am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:09am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:17am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 3:53am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:09am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 6:02am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:03am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 10:56am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 5:01am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:00am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 3:18am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 1 Apr @ 10:01am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 10:04am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 11:11pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 6:33am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:29am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:19am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:42am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 5:55am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:28am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 4:15am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:40am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 3:26am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:22pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:26pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 5:08am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:55pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:33am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:47am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 7:36am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 6:30am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 5:05am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 8:19am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 10:04am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

27 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

21 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

27 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

19 / 30