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3.8 hrs on record
Do NOT play this game if you have a German Shepherd you are bonded to or else you will clung to him the rest of your life dreading the the day of his untimely death. This game ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my head up because of it.
10/10 would NEVER leave my dying dog lying.
Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself witch.
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.7 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
Adopted a 5 year old stray cat shortly after playing this game from the local shelter and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love him because he is the most grateful little thing I've ever seen. Not sure if that's related to how good the game was but...
10/10 would press "B" to meow again.
Posted 27 July, 2022.
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32.9 hrs on record (18.7 hrs at review time)
Pro tip: Bots actually play better than people. Only way I can get through any Vet difficulty map is solo.
People who are complaining about the difficulty are the ones who think they can just jump into Vet difficulty because they're 'pro gamer' material.
The game is meant to portray an enemy that evolves the more as time goes on and does an amazing job at doing so. If you think its a bit easy on recruit, just wait til you get to act 2 and the enemies have gotten stronger and you're dealing with 6+ corruption cards.
Recruit progressively gets harder and is meant to train you for Veteran difficulty.
Play Recruit.
Unlock cards and build a deck.
Play Vet.
Unlock cards and build a deck.
Play nightmare.
Unlock coveted ZWAT skin.
The progression is actually really good...
Posted 17 October, 2021. Last edited 25 November, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
155.2 hrs on record (102.9 hrs at review time)
10/10
Would rock and stone again.
Posted 27 November, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
93.7 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
>Told to get picture of dirty water.
>Put every dish in the house into the kitchen sink and tell the ghost (Nancy Garcia) to do the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dishes and make me a sandwich.
>FF a min or two, ghost locks me and my two friends in house and pins us all against locked door together.
>MFW ghost picks to murder me out of everyone.
>Two friends GTFO leaving my dead corpse on the floor.
>Turns out ghost was a feminist the entire time.
Nice touch...
10/10 would piss myself begging for my life from a virtual demon again.
Posted 6 October, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.6 hrs on record
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Posted 17 February, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
41.7 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
great game
Posted 1 December, 2019.
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20 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
1.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Stealth is broken AF but it's early access so it has room to improve. Not worth the money in the current state but will change review if it improves.
Posted 24 October, 2019.
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2.8 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
So hard WITH magic that it pissed me off...
Can't imagine what I'd be like doing it without magic to get the achievments...
That's a good thing though.
10/10 Basically pony undertale. Would try again for achievments and happy ending.
P.S.: When you get hit with a giant black deth ball go autistic on your keyboard and you should be fine.
Could've explained controls better. Hit F1 when game starts and read EVERYTHING.
Posted 23 December, 2017.
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40.7 hrs on record (22.4 hrs at review time)
Good Game
Posted 23 November, 2017.
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