Next match, our victory awaits.

yes im dead

stay mad ;)

Signed, as requested.

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I'm turning 18 in septmeber but I've never had sex, NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND, NEVER KISSED A GIRL. This is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my opinion, and I figure this is my last chance to have sex before I turn 18. I figure if I don't have sex, I'll end up going to college depressed because of the workload (it's a difficult college) and probably kill myself or some ♥♥♥♥. I, HOWEVER, learned that this girl (19F) who works at the MCDONALDS I WORK AT (!!!) "MIGHT" have interest in me! One of my few friends, daylon, said we would be a "cute" couple, so I'm pretty sure that means she's single, and I swear she glanced at me a few times I swear! I figure it's now or never, I'm going to be gone over the summer and these last two weeks at mcdonalds ARE my LAST chance to have SEX before I turn 18. I figure sex is some compensation for not having a date to prom. I need help. HOW DO I SEDUCE THIS GIRL IN THE SPAN OF TWO WEEKS, AND HAVE SEX?!? I'm WILLING TO PAY! I'm desperate

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

pls sign my profile

homosex

Signed

Signed by your Dad. Your mother should have swallowed you

Signed by Limmy. You're welcome for the carry.

little boy too scared to 1v1 me, joins lobby then immediately leaves after talking ♥♥♥♥

thanks for letting me stay rent free in your brain it's roomy as ♥♥♥♥ in here! ;)

what an absolutley lovely man, must say upstanding individual +rep

+rep Signed by Chilly, now stop begging.

i hope the way you die is by choking on fat ♥♥♥♥

signed by IR!SH now stop begging

how'd you lose that match after talking ♥♥♥♥ early game bro?

DEADASS

"you guys suck" *proceeds to lose the match* - Slank

i've been having a lot of sex lately, and I mean A LOT. and last night when I was performing sex with that night's dame, I looked at her face and it reminded me of you, so I just was leaving this comment to catch up with you! whats up bro! I heard you slept with Allison! she's a big girl! you're such a dog! keep it up man!

-rep, a dumb niger and sucks at csgo

This kid is a blatant hacker. I believe he is hacking for the following reasons:

1. His bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. He always seems to not die when I am shooting at him, I NEVER MISS because I am the greatest CS:GO player of all time
4. He knifed me once
5. I lost the match and he caused me to derank
6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he clearly toggled on mid-match
7. His USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock in his general direction

Together, as a community, we need to band together against this type of behavior. It isn't right for a person like this to be able to win a competitive game that I deserved to win. Rest assured, my dad works at Valve and will have his account banned.

Begging? Heh?

Hey, I watch PSports to impress my dad too, bro. I won't get his validation if he catches me watching CS:GO tourneys so I always watch on my iPhone 3GS with headphones (AT 40% VOLUME) in the bathroom with the fan ON. I strive to flush the toilet every three rounds to not raise any suspicions that I might be watching esports in there. When I was watching the EPIC grand final of Evil Geniuses vs. Astralis I did find myself moaning "OH BREHZE" in the bathroom, only to find out my dad was waiting outside the door. I thought my cover was BLOWN. Fortunately for myself, when I opened the door and saw the strong man standing there, he asked me "Were you air drying yourself ass in there?" to which I bit my tongue and promptly responded "Yes, Dad. I was." Close call.

ur mad and biggest ♥♥♥♥♥ ive played against

i voted no and i convinced marco or micro (i forget which!) to vote no as well and he submitted to my dominance. however, you still got the boot and that is why democracy ultimately fails. and that is why i will be voting for Andrew Yang in 2021 to be next UES president. his $1000 yangbuck deal is nothing to scoff at. I will be buying dragon lore first month, a LOT of hotpockets second month, 10000 chaturbate tokens the last month. that is my 3 month plan to bring my life and america's as well back to popstarity.

kid invited me to starbucks and ordered a soy latte?? i told him soy will give him breasts but he keeps chugging it. you do you man. maybe one day i'll rest my head between your massive cups ;)

Signed cus he begged me 2

-started talkin ♥♥♥♥ before match even started.. SO ANNOYIN BOI

haha you got kicked

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signed by the real annabelle

this dumbass doesnt even realize that steam removed everyones hours. scrambling to talk ♥♥♥♥ but still cant do it

Signed by Hank Hill. Maybe also stop being such a little ♥♥♥♥ if you cant handle yourself.

The most retarded, beautiful, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He's the personfication of Mice & Men the book.

you have a lot of imaginary children, and they are all dumb af

signed by xen now stop begging

Dear Alex,
my 5 year old daughter looked at your profile on her Wii U, (which mind you, doesn't give you a warning at the beginning of the viewing) and when I came over, she was curled up with fear, I asked her what the matter was, and she said that this profile has blood and bad words. Why the heck would you make a profile like this on STEAM? I want you to take down any of your profiles that have cursing or blood in them, if you don't, I will have the FBI get involved.
From: A very angry parent

signed by annabelle

signed by the official no name 9 rws scrub

nt

Confirmed weiner. Sucks a LOT of ♥♥♥♥♥.

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
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+rep good trader