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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 4:05am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:08am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:15am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:32am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:21pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:15am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 12:41am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 8:21am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:04am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:30am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 8:21am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 8:21am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:28pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:45am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 8:21am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:06am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:29am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:40am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:32am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 1:49am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 10:43pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:47pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:31am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:50am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:11pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 12:37am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:15am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:33am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:15am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:34am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:47am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 12:13am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:05am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:45am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:15am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:16am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:46am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:19am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 4:49am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:08am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:20am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:17pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 8:20am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:15pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:39pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:13am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:45am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:47pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:27am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:47pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:48pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:54am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:10am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:05am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:01am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 11:55am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:45pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 4:13am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:11pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 12:49am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 11:17pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:31am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:45am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:17pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:34am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:45am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:49pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 2:25am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:35am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:40am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:11am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:11am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:59am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:25am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:11am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:56am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 3:08pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 1:27am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:45am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:49pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:47pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 6:16pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:21am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:55am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 4:03am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:49pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:39pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:08pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:17pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:43am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:38am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:09pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 12:59am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:44pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:28pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:39pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:32am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 10:01pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:52pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:11am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:57pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 12:43am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 2:56am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:43am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:38am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:33am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:53am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:56am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:56am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:36am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:06am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:04am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:03pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 2:56am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 6:35am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:13am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:41am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:43am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:08am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:40am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:55am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:55am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:58am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:05am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:03am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:20am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:20am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:37am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:37am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:08pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:08pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:09pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:51am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:08pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 1:53am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:09pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:36am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:48pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 5:59am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:55am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:09am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:44am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:42am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 2:36am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 4:03am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:05am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:19am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:07am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:09am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:12am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:38am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:43am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:55am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:39am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:08am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:10am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:20am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:27am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:31am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:58am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:01am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:15am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:20am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 6:47pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 6:44am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:51am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 5:26am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:54pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:12am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:20pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:04am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:08am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:24pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:14am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:45pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:29am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:23am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:43am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:09am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:16am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:23am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:47pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:23pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 4:41pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 1:15am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:43am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:53am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:09am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:51pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:39am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:48am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:22am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:56am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 4:33am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 9:15pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:35am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:42am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:09am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:40am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:52pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:10am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:49am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:49am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:56am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:56am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:15am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:14am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 11:39am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 5:25am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:21am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:57am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 5:23am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:44pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:15am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:14am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:09am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:29am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:09am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:12am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:38am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:05pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:10am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:35am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:15am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:09am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:20am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:27am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:12pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:05am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:27am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:39am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:49am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:39am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:42pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:19am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:08am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:27am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:43pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:26am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:39am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:10am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:53am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:57am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 10:01pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 5:23am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:56pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:10am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:39am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:00am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:57am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 5:26am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 8:23am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 8:19am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:20pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:58am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:17am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 3:17pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 3:52pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 3:21pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 10:24am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 8:32am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:20pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 8:25pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:43am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:20am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:09am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:57am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:59pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:08pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:13am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:38am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:54am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:43pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:20am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:06am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:39am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 5:35pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 5:26am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 12:29pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 5:35pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 9:51am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:24am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:21am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:22pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:17am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 11:13pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:15pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:43am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:41am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 1:08pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:55pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:23am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:41am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:51am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:19am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:16am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:14am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:17am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:20am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:38am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:10am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:35am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:32am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:47am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:30pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:59am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:00am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 6:17am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:39am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 6:31am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 5:23am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:08am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:33am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:46pm