As a wise man once told me;
"Mmmmph mmph mmmph mmph mmmmmmmph mmmmph mmph, mmmph mmph mmmph mph. Mmmph mmmph mmph! Mmmmph mmph mmmmph mmmph! Mmmph mph mmmph mmmmmph mmmph mmmph."
Heeding his advice has led me to donning the gasmask of joy and happiness, spreading rainbows and lollipops across the world. I will not rest until everyone has been enlightened by my good cheer.
And my flamethrower.