Recent reviews by Roy Awesome

It's an enjoyable game of missile chess!

Easy to get into, wildly deep once you start learning the mechanics. It takes away all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of flight simulators and gets you right into dog fighting, air strikes, and trying to figure out how not to die while landing on an aircraft carrier.

Game still has unmoderated chat and racist players, but at least the wardens aren't losing every war.

First I punched a ♥♥♥ ghost
Then I saved an old man who argues with his wife
Then I jammed with a dubstep computer
After that, I shot a queen's cat
Then I made guns
Then I was ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
Then I got paid by a fat man to show my booty
Then I shot robots that invaded the moon
Then I watched a dude beat a robot to death with another robot.

Game is good.

Dude, this game is fun

I <3 Empires

Planetside 2 is the best mass suicide simulator on the market. Together with your friends, you can happily kill yourself to better your position on the map and win fights.