Kyle, I'm at the west beach Walmart, and I just ♥♥♥♥ my pants in the bathroom, your ♥♥♥♥♥ mother isn't answering her phone and I'll be damned if I walk outta here with ♥♥♥♥ filled britches. Come quick and bring the good pants.

Don't worry son, that's just Tommy Taffy, you can think of him as a third parent from now on. He just wants to teach our family to be good, and those cameras are part of his ways he makes sure we stay on track. Now son, Tommy can be very polite and even nice, but please for the love of God, just do as he says. You're still young I understand that, but Tommy has little patience for those who disobey him and his punishments can be extreme and someone has to pay, someone always has to pay. Your mother and I learned that when we were young too. I just hope you never have to learn why she has that limp.

I still cry, thinking about that. Her screams, her wails, the pleas for help from me, to her parents, to God for ♥♥♥♥♥ sake but no one ever came. Her parents just sat there, and so did I, like nothing was happening down there but we knew, and we could do nothing. She says she doesn't blame me for what happened, but if I had just remembered to ask Tommy to leave the table what happened to her never would have been done down there, and she wouldn't flinch away from my embrace all these years later. Son I love you, and no matter what happens I'll still love you. That's the one thing Tommy can't take away from us.

Dad, please don't do this to me again. The last time you posted something like this on my Twitter account, a very thin (almost too thin) pale what guy came to my house. He stared demanding all of my he*ti magazines. You know how much they mean to me, after all you gave them to me..I enjoyed them, even though some pages were stuck together... But besides the fact, I told the guy "No!" and he stared to hit me! I became so disoriented as my brain cells were being killed off by the millions and I started speaking with a southern accent. I got so confused i started to fu*k Bethany dad. I know you knew this because of the hidden cameras I found around my trailer after all this went down....Why did you have one in my toilet btw? Kinda concerning but i get it.

Kyle Anderson, born 1990, lives in Meadowland Estate Mobile Home Park the address is 401 34th Ave E, Alexandria, MN 56308. He has two cats, and an unloaded revolver by his bed. His trailer is the only blue spray painted with a permanent deck attached. His girlfriend Bethany works at Douglas County Hospital as a RN, mostly night shifts. He works afternoons at his Walmart, in produce. Every weekend Bethany is able to take off Kyle takes her to various restaurants. When gone the key is always located under potted plant on the far left side of the deck, the pot is green. When inside a safe is located under the bed, with the combination being 1987, which is the year Bethany was born. Please do not use this information to rob Kyle and Bethany as even though they ruined my birthday party last week he said it wasn't his fault he punched my wife, it was her fault for having an annoying laugh. If it's so bad, then why did you and your ♥♥♥♥♥ girlfriend show up Kyle?

Yes I am!!