Nyaa~ what the heckie did you just say about me, you little baka? I’ll have you know, I graduated top of my class in the Nyavy SEALs, and I’ve been involved in super-duper many secret raids on the meanie Al-Nyaida, nya~! I have over 300 confirmed bonks, uwu. I’m trained in gorilla waarfare and I’m like, the top snipurr in the entire US meowrmed forces. You’re nothing to me but just another target to pounce on, nya! I’ll wipe you out with precision that’s never been seen before, mark my meowrds, okay~? You think you can get away with saying that to me on the interwebs? Think again, baka! As we speak, I’m contacting my secret network of nyan spies across the whole USA, and your IP is being traced, uwu~! You better prepare for the big storm, b-b-baka~! The storm that’s gonna wipe out your itty-bitty life, nya~! You’re done for, kiddo, like totally done for, nya~! I can be anywhere, anytime, nya~! And I can take you out in over seven hundred ways, nya~! That’s just with my bare pawsies, nya~! Not only am I super well-trained in unarmed combat, nya~ but I also have access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, uwu! I’ll use it to its full extent to wipe your silly butt off the face of the planet, baka~! If only you had known what unholy nya-tribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your silly tongue, nya~! But nooo, you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re gonna pay the price, nya~! I’m gonna pounce on you and unleash my fury, nya~! You’re totally gonna drown in it, uwu~! You’re so dead, baka-kun, nyaaaa~!