| ⛳ Golf, football, hockey: the life cycle | 🏒 Capitals fan—because I enjoy pain | 👑 Ovi is the GOAT—1,000 goals incoming and I'd still say he’s underrated | 🏈 Bills Mafia by choice, not geography (Hudson Valley native) | 🏒 Capitals fan—because I enjoy pain | 🏌️‍♂️ Ludvig Åberg wannabe with a world-class slice | 😂 Dad joke enthusiast: Why don’t golfers get lost? They always follow the course | 📍 Buffalo spirit, Hudson Valley roots | 🍺 Beer league MVP, couch coach HOF