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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 6:31pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 7:03pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 9:43pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 7:38am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 7:08pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 2:12pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 10:01pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 10:35pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 1:43pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 6:18am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 6:48am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 8:11pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 3 May, 2019 @ 4:53pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 7:32am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 7:09am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 6:56am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 7:13am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 12:23pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 8:09am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 7:19am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 11:02am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 7:55am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 7:26pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 8:11pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 10:13am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 9:24am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 7:08am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 9:59am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 7:30pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 9:48am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 10:12am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 8:14pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 10 May, 2014 @ 5:31pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 7:10am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 6:56am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 11:44am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 7:00pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 10:17am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 10:23am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 10:11am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2014 @ 10:08am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 6:19am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 5:36am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 10:03pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 7:57am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 4:23pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 8:19pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 6:24pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 9:14am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 10:54am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 8:23am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 10:46am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 11:32am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 7:23am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 9:20am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 8:18am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 1:13pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 8:47am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 8:34am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 3 May, 2014 @ 12:59pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 11:13am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2017 @ 5:09am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 2:08pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 6 May, 2019 @ 11:07am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 8 May, 2019 @ 2:01pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 8 May, 2019 @ 4:58pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 1:03pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 1:10pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2017 @ 5:38am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 2:52pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 6 May, 2019 @ 10:15am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 6 May, 2019 @ 11:46am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 6 May, 2019 @ 11:04am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 6 May, 2019 @ 10:32am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 11:48am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 11:41am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 2:38pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2016 @ 2:58pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 10:05am



Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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