Needs more shrek x minions stuff

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@Noo0dles I had the EXACT same experience all the way until you shoved him off. When he came into my swamp I spred my legs for his love, then we made a plaster mold of his member and recreated it using a flesh-like silicone. Now I can enjoy his essence even when he's galavanting with, blasian men. 10/10 would rupture my anus with him again.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

FOR THE COMBINE!!!

Funk, pls I want minions