Kurzaen
The most Heavy Main Ever   United States
 
 
Oh Hey, whassup?


Hey, and thanks for visiting my steam account.
If you're here that that can mean one of three things: Something about my Profile Picture, you're checking to see if I'm a hacker, or you're here to scam me, either way, wassup?

I play TF2, Main heavy, and am like.. really cool, probably.


>A Bedbanana's video I made it in. I've peaked,,
https://youtu.be/LIa1Dp52ZIg?t=468


Uhh, what do cool people put in their account descriptions..... uhh, a quote from a famous person?

"Look, I'm not saying that some people didn't enjoy and have fun with this game, but what I am saying is that the Metacritic was really funny to read."
-The Internet Historian

Games I like the most;
>TF2- always <3 :medicon:
>Gmod :eli:
>Rimworld :Shiv:

Likes: Seafood, Jazz, Sea Shanties, Rain and Thunder, cuddling, cold Weather, and screaming

Dislikes: Hot weather, getting concrete powder in my hair, Toxic People, and this guy https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/NicroTheDragon
Currently Offline
Favorite Game
3.7
Hours played
6
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Important information, like really important
:dsfight:WEAPON COLLECTIONS:dsfight:

Classic Sniper Rifles: 335

Frying pans: 136

Hot hands: 23

Force-a-natures: 50

Unarmed Combats: 75

Wranglers: 28

>>Send me all your classic sniper rifles this is a REQUIREMENT<<

FAQ

>Why are you collecting Classic sniper rifles??
Oh, I think its funny, There isn't any more collectors kits so I think its just funny to have a stupid amount of this bad weapon


>If you want bad weapons why don't you collect the Bison?
shut up get out of my head get oUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF M


>Are you single, I've always wanted to date someone with so many classic sniper rifles
Leave me alone you are NOT TAKING HALF MY CLASSIC SNIPER RIFLES IN THE DIVORCE


>What are you?
I think the better question is.. what doth life? Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless stew of cosmic oblivion? Or is it vice-reversa? Is our every trollop through fate's garden infused with a mystic soliloquy of the universe? I'm just a simple seeker on a spirit quest to discover... What doth life?


>I think you have a problem
Sir this forum is meant for questions only you will be banned for 20 years from the minecraft forums thank you have a good day.


>You stink and smell like doodoo fard
What the hell why are you allowed to say that I hope the police get you


>Can I add you?
Sure, why not. You don't need a reason, though I might ask.


>hhey pall i got a dael for you if you cllic this link righty here :)
I've gone 10+ years without being scammed, if you think you're gonna get me out of anything, rightly buzz off you little GOBLIN, you little GREMLIN, you little ROACH


>Whats your discord?
My discord is Kurzaen. You may add me, but I will ask MANY questions on how you even read this far in a text wall.


>Where else can I find you?
Youtube. Twitter, rarely. Your moms house :)
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