1990-1992
Enron
Department: Accounting
Role: Junior Accounting Assistant

Participated in creative accounting methods to "optimize" company profit reporting.

1993-1995
WorldCom
Department: Finance
Role: Budget Planner

Assisted in booking expenses as investments, contributing to one of the largest accounting scandals in history.

1996-2000
Dotcom Startup "Booble.com"
Department: Business Development
Role: Strategic Advisor

Overestimated valuations and contributed to a failed IPO before the dot-com bubble burst.

2001-2003
Tyco International
Department: Executive Management
Role: Assistant to the CEO

Participated in extravagant spending and internal financial misconduct.

2004-2008
Lehman Brothers
Department: Risk Management
Role: Risk Analyst

Reviewed and approved subprime loan portfolios right up to the 2008 financial crisis.

2009-2011
BP
Department: Environmental Management
Role: Safety Inspection Project Manager

Oversaw safety reports prior to the Deepwater Horizon disaster.

2012-2015
Volkswagen
Department: Research and Development
Role: Technical Specialist

Contributed to the development of the software used in the diesel emissions scandal.

2016-2018
Theranos
Department: Product Development
Role: Test Technician

Responsible for validating unrealistically positive test results with unreliable technology.

2019-2022
FTX
Department: Finance
Role: Investment Manager

Led investments in unrealistic projects until the crash and bankruptcy.

2023-present
Valve
Department: VAC
Role: Manager for Valve anti cheat

Making sure there is no cheats in CS2