Recent reviews by Big thonk

This is such an amazing program. It does what it says, no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. For €4, it's an absolute steal. I recommend it to anyone with dual monitors or who just Alt-Tab a lot.

Edit a year later: Over 1000 hours, still just as amazing, definitely buy it.

I'm going to start this by saying that while this game isn't for me, I can tell that it's objectively a good game and that I'm just a nitpicking jerk.

Pros:
- The game gives you a lot of creativity when it comes to weapon crafting and ways to kill zombies.
- There are bosses scattered around the map that you can fight whenever you want.
- There's a story.

Cons (biased):
- No autosave.
- Personally, the zombie slaughtering gets old fast.
- I'm too bad at the game to kill any of the psychopaths, and some of them can stunlock you until you drop dead.
- While there's a story, I didn't find it enthralling in the slightest. Again, I'm nitpicky.

Overall, I know a lot of people enjoy the game a lot, but the general way the game works isn't for me. I recommend you try it out for yourself and make your own decision. You can try out most of the major gameplay elements within the first two hours of starting the game, so if you don't like it, you can refund it.

Alright, to start things off, this game can be 100% completed in well under two hours. Despite that, however, I can't say I regret the purchase at all.

The game has a very simplistic theme of "Shoot the balls at the cubes", but it manages to keep you hooked all the way through. It introduces slightly more complicated mechanics later on, but it still keeps the same feel throughout. The levels are never frustatingly hard. In fact, there were only two levels that required me to wrack my brain to complete. The achievements are simple and mostly easy to get, which was somewhat disappointing, but what can you expect from a game whose concept is literally "shoot balls around until you win"?

I can definitely see this as a game I'd come back to several times, even if it's a long while until the next time.
Overall, I wholeheartedly recommend this game if anyone wants something to do while listening to a podcast or just during some down time. If you have a dollar in your Steam Wallet, why not spend it on this?

I mean, is good.

8/10 because of endless grappling and camera could be better I guess.

This game...
THIS GAME...

Is the most beautiful piece of art I have ever seen...
I mean... just look at those trees! That grass! That BOAT! OH GOD THE BOAT!

Other than that, it's a pretty simple game. And the best feature... you can uninstall it.

I'm just gonna start this out by saying that this game looks beautiful. It wouldn't be the same without the simplistic design or the fancy lighting, or the (somewhat unnecessary) day and night system. It just makes the game feel that much more alive.

Time to talk about the gameplay.

It plays like most other simplistic 3D platformers. You have the standard stuff... Wall jumping, sliding, collectibles... But there are pipes you can travel through, á la Super Mario 3D World. They can be almost entirely ignored, but they add that extra little spice that takes the game from a 7/10 to an 8/10.

And the music is a HUGE plus, too. It's really simple, but it's also really good.

And just look at the price tag... 3 dollars? WORTH IT.

This game is pure chaos, through and through. If you like trucks, buy it. If you like platforming, buy it. If you like deep, lore-rich stories, buy it. If you hate Clustertruck, buy it. Just buy this game.

I refunded it, but that's not important. BUY IT!

This game gets repetitive really fast, and it literally lasts just about long enough for you to finish the game in time to not be able to refund it. The game is just over 2 hours long.

Edit a few years later. While I still think the game is a bit expensive for its playtime (I just beat the story in an hour), it makes up for most of it with the challenges and endless mode. If you're in it for the gameplay, and let's be honest, you are, then there's plenty of value even after you've finished the story. Changed to recommended, but try to pick it up on sale.

BEST GAME EVER 11/10 IGN

But for real, this game is quite exquisite, especially when you take part in the actual process of making the game.

I forgot the name of the game a friend wanted me to play please want to ♥♥♥♥ a mother, Isaac pls