Hey look buddy, I'm a pilot. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a MiG, and if that don't work... Use more MiG. Take for instance this supersonic jet fighter and interceptor aircraft, designed by the Mikoyan-Gurevich Design Bureau, built by the Soviet Union, and you best hope... Not flying towards you.