Recent reviews by silly little guy

This song and music video was so worth the $2.75 I spent on it during Christmas. It's just the right length, has a good beat, it's possible (and quite fun) to sing, and the lyrics are clean (personal plus). The ASCII art associated with the song lyrics in the music video are very well designed, as well as the formatting of the music video being a letter that GLaDOS™ is writing to put in your personal file. It's very soothing, relaxing, and upbeat, even more so than Let it Go to some people (some...).

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Oh yeah, the game that comes with the song is good too.

Oh man, who would've thought music could be so graphically intense....jk. This game's easy to run (Intel graphics runs this easily), easy to play, and will slightly change your opinion on the music you have (now I hate techno rock and power metal). It's something fun to have and play even if you only play it for a few minutes.

10/10

How much b8 can a gr8 m8 r8 if a gr8 m8 could r8 b8?

8/8; no h8 to the d8, tho I reviewed l8, Cuz I went to go sk8 wid my gr8 m8 N8 and his girlfriend K8, so I had to w8; I made it my f8, which was served on a pl8.

-IGN

"Winners don't do drugs."
- Sgt. Rex "Power" Colt, a legend of a cyborg

Aside from this game being as optimized as a normal Ubisoft game (pretty bad), this game still looks pretty good, even with it being from 2013. Although it's a short game, I've played through this about 4 or 5 times because it's a lot of fun. I love the idea of being an 80's cyborg action hero where most of the weapons in the game have neon and lasers. It's such a unique comic relief compared to other first person shooters that this one still holds value to me.

Basically, this game is really fun to play. It's published by the same people who published BioShock and (unsurprisingly) Borderlands. This game is right on the top 3 of my list of best RPG games I've played with all of the stuff you can do (which is a lot). You can shoot, drive, and go postal (not an exaggeration) literally all at the same time. Also this game has good humor and at 1080p the game looks beautiful, if your computer can handle it. This game can be compared to the Lord of the Rings movies, too: it takes forever to finish, but at least it's a fun, super-long playthrough and you have to destroy something that can potentially destroy you and everything you love in life (more specifically everything you don't love in life).

In short, one of the best games I own, no regrets, 10/10 would buy again.

Three reasons to buy this game:
1-Puzzles; a lot of them are fun to do and provide a good challenge (except for a couple, but that's what walkthrough videos on YouTube are for).
2-Dialogue; you learn a lot of ways to call someone fat and say demotivating stuff about the control group.
3-Song in the Credits; this was the first game that I sat through the credits for (because the song was amazing, though maybe not as good as 'Still Alive' from Portal).

Overall, this is one of the best games I've played, because this game is GREAT overall. The only way you can't like it is if you don't have patience, a sense of humor, or any taste in music. And did I forget to mention that the song at the end and dialogue are really good?

If your not into CoD because nearly every other person that you play with/against is a 10-year-old that always cusses people out, then this game is a perfect solution to that extreme annoyance. Why? Because this game is too frustrating to play (you only have one life for each round; you don't respawn) and apparantly too old-fashioned (this game series first started in 2000) for the standard underage gamer. But seriously, if you want this game, don't hesitate. This game will look amazing (if your computer can handle it) and once you get the hang of it, it's a great game to play. If you really want it, don't hesitate; just buy it and you'll like it. Though check out videos of it on YouTube if you want to see gameplay, and if you like what you see, buy it.

This is, to say when you first start it, cool-looking but IMPOSSIBLY hard to control. Once you remember you can use the space bar during your first surgery, then the game starts to make sense and then it's finally fun. Oh, and don't put in the TF2 VHS until you do at least 4 operations. All in all, 9/10. Hard to control at first, but once you get used to it, this will be a great game.