Recent reviews by Kirac

I tried. Honestly.
Gave it my best, actually.
But man, there are just so many pointless and frustrating things in it that I just... couldn’t.

At some point, I caught myself thinking
“Please, let this game be over already.”

There are a few reasons why.


The game gives off this strong “parrying is essential” vibe, like it’s the main way to play.
(Probably because it feels like there are no i-frames in the dodge system , not 100% sure, tho.)

But in reality? Parrying doesn't feel rewarding at all.
Timing is way too strict due to the tight frame window, and even if you pull it off, there's barely any sense of accomplishment.
No impact, no thrill, no real payoff.

It’s just… flat.


Yes, the atmosphere is solid, no doubt there.
But the way the story is told? Extremely weak.

No proper cutscenes, no animations. just scattered dialogues here and there.
After a while, trying to follow the story starts to feel like a torture.

Now, you might say:
“Come on, it’s a soulslike. Who cares about the story?”
And that’d be fair. IF game didn’t actually expect you to follow it.

Because:
There’s no map, no compass, no quest log, no guidance at all.
Your only clue is the narrative itself.
If you miss or don’t care about it, you’re simply lost .

So yeah, the story becomes mandatory and that’s when the bad delivery really starts to hurt.


This one’s a big deal for me.

Some people say the lack of feedback is because most enemies are puppets, and that’s why everything feels hollow.
But honestly? That doesn’t cut it.

No matter how strong my weapon was, I never felt like my hits had real weight.
No sense of power behind the strike.
It doesnt feel nice at all.

I could go on, really, there’s more.
But I’ll stop here, because I don’t want this review to turn into a novel.

If you enjoyed the game, that’s great.
But for me, it just didn’t click.

TL;DR : Great atmosphere, but frustrating mechanics, weak storytelling, and lifeless combat
made this a chore rather than a joy.

Some parts of this review were edited with AI.

Optimize your f*cking game before releasing it

"Game and music is so good it 'almost' made me like the french"

-Some Wise Man

This is the best RPG game ever made.

Sorry, GTA 6, but I hope this game takes the GOTY award this year.

Bro, I don’t want to play as Mary Jane. If I wanted to play as Mary Jane, I would buy a game called "Marvel's Mary Jane" or smth, not the one called "Marvel's Spider-Man 2" If I'm buying a game named "Marvel's Spider-Man 2" it’s because I want to play as Spider-Man, not as a regular woman with no powers. It’s not f*ckin fun. There isn’t even one person who actually wants to play as Mary Jane. Whoever on the dev team suggested this should be fired immediately and never be allowed near any game development studio again.

Also, Lot of optimization problems.

Since it’s free, you can’t really expect too much, but honestly, with a couple of extra features, it could actually turn into a pretty solid app.

But here’s the thing. I’m not really here to talk about this program. What’s been bugging me lately is this whole anime girl craze that’s been popping up everywhere. It all kicked off with that Miside game, and now it feels like we’re on a fast track to getting even more of this stuff. That game was straight-up sh*t, but somehow, some sweaty dum anime fans were calling it "Game of the Year" just because it had an anime girl in it.

If this keeps up, we’re going to be drowning in low-effort, low-quality projects that get hyped and praised just because they’ve got anime girls in them.

Please, can we all just take a step back and admit that anime girls aren’t real? Maybe then we can stop encouraging this nonsense, because I’m tired of seeing anime girls everywhere I look.

Free Dopamine

Gameplay Experience (16/25)

Intuitive Controls - Easy to use.
☐ Very Difficult (+1)
☑ Difficult (+2)
☐ Moderate (+3)
☐ Easy (+4)
☐ Very Easy (+5)


Balanced Gameplay - Fair and equal.
☐ Poorly Balanced (+1)
☐ Somewhat Balanced (+2)
☐ Moderately Balanced (+3)
☑ Well Balanced (+4)
☐ Perfectly Balanced (+5)


Player Engagement - Involving and captivating.
☐ Not at all (+1)
☐ Slightly (+2)
☐ Moderately (+3)
☑ Very (+4)
☐ Extremely (+5)


Decision Relevance - Meaningful choices.
☐ Meaningless (+1)
☐ Not Meaningful (+2)
☑ Somewhat Meaningful (+3)
☐ Quite Meaningful (+4)
☐ Highly Meaningful (+5)


Rewarding Progression - Satisfying advancement.
☐ Very Unsatisfying (+1)
☐ Unsatisfying (+2)
☑ Neutral (+3)
☐ Satisfying (+4)
☐ Very Satisfying (+5)


Presentation & Immersion (16/25)

Compelling Storyline - Engaging narrative.
☐ Not Interesting (+1)
☐ Slightly Interesting (+2)
☑ Moderately Interesting (+3)
☐ Very Interesting (+4)
☐ Extremely Interesting (+5)

(I had difficulty immersing myself in the atmosphere of the game because it contained too much humor. Perhaps if it had been a bit more serious it could have been more engaging for me. However, the game's humor is genuinely well-made)

Immersive Atmosphere - Captivating environment.
☐ Not Immersive (+1)
☑ Slightly Immersive(+2)
☐ Moderately Immersive (+3)
☐ Very Immersive (+4)
☐ Completely Immersive (+5)


Visual Aesthetics - Stunning graphics.
☐ Not Appealing (+1)
☐ Slightly Appealing (+2)
☐ Moderately Appealing (+3)
☑ Very Appealing (+4)
☐ Extremely Appealing (+5)


Audio Quality - High-quality sound.
☐ Not Engaging (+1)
☐ Slightly Engaging (+2)
☑ Moderately Engaging (+3)
☐ Very Engaging (+4)
☐ Extremely Engaging (+5)

(Some songs are great, but sometimes they can be quite annoying and repetitive. There were moments when I just had to switch to my own music and mute the in-game sound.)


Polished HUD - Clean and functional interface.
☐ Very Unfriendly (+1)
☐ Unfriendly (+2)
☐ Neutral (+3)
☑ Friendly (+4)
☐ Very Friendly (+5)


Design & Technical Aspects (18/25)

Game Design - Well-crafted mechanics.
☐ Poorly Designed (+1)
☐ Somewhat Designed (+2)
☑ Moderately Designed (+3)
☐ Well Designed (+4)
☐ Excellently Designed (+5)


Content Quality - Rich and diverse.
☐ Poor Content (+1)
☐ Limited Content (+2)
☐ Moderate Content (+3)
☑ Extensive Content (+4)
☐ Abundant Content (+5)


AI Behavior - Intelligent and realistic.
☐ Very Poor (+1)
☑ Poor (+2)
☐ Average (+3)
☐ Good (+4)
☐ Excellent (+5)


Settings - Flexible and customizable.
☐ Very Limited (+1)
☐ Limited (+2)
☐ Moderate (+3)
☐ Flexible (+4)
☑ Highly Flexible (+5)


Technical Issues - Minimal or no problems.
☐ Numerous (+1)
☐ Moderate (+2)
☐ Limited (+3)
☑ Minor (+4)
☐ None (+5)


Final Considerations (21/25)

Overall Satisfaction - General enjoyment level.
☐ Very Dissatisfied (+1)
☐ Dissatisfied (+2)
☐ Neutral (+3)
☑ Satisfied (+4)
☐ Very Satisfied (+5)


Microtransactions - In-game purchases.
☐ Extensive (+1)
☐ Substantial (+2)
☐ Moderate (+3)
☐ Minimal (+4)
☑ None (+5)


Replay Value - Longevity and replayability.
☐ Very Low (+1)
☐ Low (+2)
☑ Moderate (+3)
☐ High (+4)
☐ Very High (+5)

(If there were a chapter selection option and a skip dialogue feature, it would be better)


Cost-to-Play Ratio - Money spent vs hours played.
☐ Overpriced (+1)
☐ Poor Value (+2)
☐ Fair Value (+3)
☑ Good Value (+4)
☐ Excellent Value (+5)


Recommendation.
☐ No (+0)
☑ Yes (+5)

Bu oyunda kelimenin tam anlamıyla her şeyi zar atarak belirliyorsunuz. Bu yüzden incelemeyi de zar atarak yapmaya ne dersiniz? İlk adım olarak, 1d20 zarımızı atıyoruz. İyi bir sonuç için zarın 10 veya daha yüksek bir değer getirmesi gerekiyor.

Zarımızı attık ve sonuç 5 oldu. [prnt.sc] Ancak, oyunun Türkçe dil desteği sunması nedeniyle +3 değiştirici elde ediyoruz. Şu an zarımız 7'ye ulaşıyor.

Bununla birlikte, oyunun birçok optimizasyon sorunu içerdiğini göz önünde bulundurursak bu puanı -2 düşürüyoruz. Ayrıca, oyunun size neredeyse hiçbir şey öğretmemesi ve aşırı karmaşık olmasından dolayı bir ek -1 puan veriyoruz. Sonuç olarak, zarımız tekrar 5'e düşüyor.

Ancak, oyunun hikayesi oldukça ilgi çekici ve neredeyse her şeyle ve her karakterle etkileşim kurma özgürlüğü sunması, bir +3 puanı hak ediyor gibi görünüyor. Zarımız tekrar 8'e çıktı.

Oyunun savaş mekaniği çoğu zaman sinir bozucu olmasına rağmen bazen eğlenceli olabiliyor. Ve en ufak savaşlar için bile ortalama 15-20 dakikanın gittiğini düşünürsek, bu konuda malesef -2 değiştirici alıyor. Yeni zarımız artık 6

Ve tabii ki en önemli konu olan oyunun fiyatına gelirsek, oyunun 800 lira olduğu fark edilebilir, çoğu oyun bu zamanda 1000+ paraya çıkıyor, bu da böyle bir oyunu "çok pahalı" yapmasa bile 800 liranın az bir para olmadığı aşikâr. Velhasıl Kelam bu oyunun pahalı olduğu kararına varıyoruz, ve bu da bize bir adet daha -2 veriyor ve 6 olan zarımız 4 e düşüyor.

Evet zarımız 10 sayısını geçemediği için kötü bir oyun olduğu kararına varıldı. Ve olumlu inceleme almaya hak kazanamadı. Tabi ki değişkenler herkes için değişeceği için bazı kişiler oyunu beğenebilir fakat bana hitap etmediğini zaten az önceki incelememde belirttim.

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