CS2 taught me trust issues. I prefire my friends in real life just to be safe. My economy management is as bad in-game as it is IRL. I say “one’s close” then proceed to whiff. I jump peek like it’s a ritual. I throw mollies that burn my teammates and call it utility damage. I don’t use radar — I use the Force. Every time I get a 3k I think I’m him. Every time I miss, I alt-tab and blame packet loss. CS2 isn’t fun. That’s why I keep coming back.